lightning bug

📍your mom

[irl-loading-screens]

[ratbastard69420]

whore pov:

[professional-egg-layer]

I'm really glad we censored fuck here. We came here for lemon stealing whore wholesomeness not filthy filthy bad language.

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[johnny1note-deactivated20230521]

thinking about her (the ghost barbie from the 2012 haunted beauty series)...

[batmansdeadparents]

Okay, but this entire collection slaps.

[gothiccharmschool]

The depths of my coveting for the Haunted Beauty governess Barbie are too great to explain with human language.

[gothiccharmschool]

I STILL covet that governess Barbie. I also want her outfit in my size.

[momolady]

My mom has the governess and I deeply covet that doll. She is one of the most gorgeous dolls in my mom’s collection and pictures don’t do her justice. She’s the only heirloom I am really looking forward to.

[my-dailydreams]

[oldgayjew]

C'MON GOLDEN POTATO ...

[cricketcat9]

Please do your job

[britneyshakespeare]

just so we’re clear, clown fetishes were popularized by panic! at the disco’s “nothing rhymes with circus” tour. don’t give these pennywise fuckers credit for shit ryan ross didn’t die for this.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[seljepw]

Live Brennan reaction:

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Don’t do it :)

[valentinemira]

🥰

[goth-queen]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[elfanonymous]

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!

[dayquilforthewin]

Oh how I love tumblr

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[starving-little-orphan-boy]

my guy friend (cis guy) (has a penis) (does not menstruate) asked me (has an auditory processing disorder) (does menstruate) for a pen (writing utensil) (normal request) and i (confidently) (with no hesitation) reached into my pocket (in my jacket) (cool denim jacket) (has many pockets) (one pocket has pads in it) (menstrual pads) and gave him (cis guy) (has a penis) (does not menstruate) a pad (menstrual pad) (for people who menstruate) (which he does not need).