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for every osha violation at my work, i will be forgetting to scan a customer’s item (of my choice) when i am checking them out. this will continue indefinitely

dietspam16

i gave away so much free shit when i worked retail, and i got bolder the longer i went without a break

batsdotjpg

microdosing on intimacy by running my hand through my own hair

miniangel

fireproof by one direction but it’s just “i think i’m gonna lose my mind” and then the song ends

slythrpuff

what makes you beautiful by one direction but it’s just “you’re insecure” and then the song ends

queerdnp

alive by one direction but it's just "my mother told me i should go and get some therapy" and then the song ends

babushkadyke

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

vnusplanetoflove

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

thehowlingowl-deactivated202309

“I am here for you, my love.”

shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit

dankmemeuniversity

athlethick

powerfulwizard

Man why the fuck are actors getting the vaccine already lol I hate rich people

powerfulwizard

They should be the last one to get the vaccine, don’t think I’ve forgotten the Imagine video

2000love

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

anxietyproblem

bpdvibess

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

musashi

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.

an-ace-up-your-sleeve

There was once a time where info spread about a rare disorder where your eyes were purple

leander-ligo

Anyone remember the animal abuse discourse that started around an animated cockatoo in a chocolate fountain

straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

unyanizedcatboys

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

lezarus

im not gonna be superior abt supernatural of all shows but if anyone says anything remotely negative abt cas the part of me that imprinted on him at 13 years old activates and i start biting wildly