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peridot storyboard ratings
Raven Molisee
this is the best peridot i have ever seen. she is the perfect combination of angry and huggable. i would date this lovely girl. this is also the artist that boarded peridotâs introduction scene in warp tour, so she is automatically the best. 1000/10 the surperior peridot, i love her with all of my heart
Paul Villeco
a lovely, angry girl. not only is she sassy and adorable, but also those hips. got dam is she single 20/10 my girlfriend, she is wonderful
Rebecca Sugar
a very stressed and anxious girl. she is cute and sassy and she is my sweet honey child. 10/10 i would kiss her
Joe Johnston
a lovely and soft woman, she is very beautiful and cute and i would gladly kiss her hands 10/10 i cherish this triangle
Jeff Liu
she looks very grumpy and rude on the surface, but all this peridot really wants is a friend. i would be this peridotâs friend. 10/10 a gentle and insecure angel
Colin Howard
a wonderful, amazing girl!! very huggable!!!!! very squishable!!!!!! i love her!!!!! 10/10 i would give up my life for her
Lamar Abrams
woah!!!!!!!! big hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that just gives me more of her to love!!!!!!!!! what a little sweetie!!!! 10/10 sheâs trying her best and i support her
Katie Mitroff
oh my goodness??????? what a adorable scared little child????? who frightened her like this. i will kick their ass. nobody hurts this precious girl on my watch 10/10 i want to hug her and tell her everythingâs alright
Hilary Florido
what a grumpy little child!!!! she is wonderful!!!! and those adorable fangs too!!!!!! what a cuddly angry baby!!!! 10/10 god bless your soul, ms. florido
Lauren Zuke
goodness. what an Attitude. such a rude and sassy little lady, i love her. a sweet and lovely little sourpuss, i would gladly give her many hugs and kisses 10/10 watch out guys, this lady has an attitude
Ian Jones-Quartey
an excited baby girl!!!!!!!!! very fun and full of love!!!!!!!!!!!! and those little fangs of hers!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 a wonderful peridot
Kat Morris
a very dramatic girl!!!!!!!! she loves to express herself!!!!!!!!! and i love her for that!!!!!!!!!! she is amazing!!!!!!! 10/10 she has enough talent to star in a hollywood movie. iâd pay to see that movie
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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok Iâm ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok Iâm ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe Iâm ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you Iâm ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the houseÂ
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you weâre both so pretty
Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe letâs go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each otherâs tank tops
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Reblog if your full name has the letter E in it or if you hate Mondays or if you frequently wish you were dead
Itâs like a game of âguess which one made me hit the reblog buttonâ
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artists featured:
@liinisjhopeless @lavendertowne @cryptidsp00n @mehringguie @trash-cass @photovoltaick @winshard (sorry bubba, i dont know what your main account is)
Since itâs Pride Month I just want to remind you guys that bisexuality is real, is valid, that bi people donât have to prove their sexuality to you and that theyâre the b in lgbtq+ so they should be treated with respect within the community
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away ÂŁ50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. Heâs also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when heâs at a coffee shop or restaurant. Heâs such a nice person.
When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didnât speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driverâs shoulder and said âI just want to make sure youâre okay, man. Are you okay?â And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.
I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because Iâm evil compared to him.
âNext few centuriesâ
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.
i love keanu reeves
My wife and I were dining at Nobuâs in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.
I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, âMost Excellent.â
He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.
Or so I thought.
He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didnât order. We thought, âoh, must be compliments of the chef.â Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.
IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, âthanks for the refresh. Keanu.â
When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, âmost excellent. I remember. At Nobuâs. Thanks for the drink.â We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because sheâs a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.
What a moment.
An angel
And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.
Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.Â
Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like itâs a normal thing he does every day. He didnât know the guy, didnât know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.Â
Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.
Even more anecdotes have been added to this since I last saw it and itâs just.
So good.
What an exceptional person.
I wish i could use the word âtriggeredâ when describing my experiences regarding my trauma and abuse ive had to endure but lol no the fucking neurotypicals took it away from us and reduced the word to a fucking joke like fuck you just fuck you
Things overheard in the music building:
â1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ÂŒ. WHY would you write a measure of ÂŒ?â âBecause fuck you thatâs why.â âI will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.â âDude you should eat your lunch.â âI wonât be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.â âI always wanted to look inside the percussion room. Itâs like Narnia, but noisier.â âSatan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.â âIâm thinking about dropping music history.â âBut why, donât you need that class?â âYes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.â âSo my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.â âSHH. Donât say the theory teacherâs name. Heâs like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times heâll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.â âI found out Mozart had a butt fetish and Iâm never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.â âIf I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.â Â
âTheres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.â âNot with that attitude.â
~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~ âSame.â
âItâs just simple stomps and claps.â âIâm a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap donât you think Iâd be SOMETHING ELSE?!â
âItâs a simple repetition.â âYouâre a simple repetition.â âShut the fuck up.â
Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I canât feel my face. Also, Iâm slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU IâM HENRY COWELL
âI think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell boozeâ
âwhat the fuck even is 5/4?âł âMission: The Impossible Themeâ
âradio feedback is absolutely a valid instrumentâ âspoken like a composition majorâ
âHelp my fist is stuck in the tuba!â
And my personal favourite:
-Awful noise-
âWhat was that!?â âMy hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.â
@caithes-blossom relatable
*in full operatic soprano, vibrato turned up to maximum*Â
âAPPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS!
 BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!â
*entire drumline in the practice room, lights off* âhey guys I brought my strobe light.â *proceeds to blast techno music with strobe light going*
*muffled giggling* âWhereâs Dylan?â *guy slowly opens lid of 4th bass drum case and climbs out*
âIâve already seen too many guys in their underwear; Iâm desensitized nowâ
âIf you touch my drum I stg Iâll fucking kill you.â
âWHO THE FUCK CRACKED MY RIMâ
*guy comes to class, eyes bloodshot* âwell at least he plays good when heâs highâ
âHey guys letâs see how quick I pass outâ *proceeds to choke self until they black out*
I love keith!!!!! My kid !!!!! He deserves the world and I Will Give It To Him !!! You ever need to talk abt keith to someone I am here and ready to yell
Y E S Â P L E A S E Â COME YELL WITH ME ABOUT KEITH,,, MY PRECIOUS BOY WHO
is impatient
will stand up for what he believes in
loves training
seems to really like that space juice
Will Walk Through That Doorâą
takes his responsibilities seriouslyÂ
is protective
loves the outdoors
is not purposely aggressive? at all?? he knows that he has a temper and is self-conscious about it?????Â
doesnât know how to do team cheers
is a bad liar
and therefore usually incredibly honest and open about everything
he jump
has the cutest pout
is emo stubborn and grumpy
doesnât hate his dad despite having been left to live as an orphan
is surprisingly empathetic but knows how to act for the greater good
always just wants to help
is an actual dork
l o v es his friends so much
has a bad unique fashion sense
a happy boy
is awkward
presumably likes books a lot
is easily embarrassed
generally knows what heâs capable ofÂ
actually?? loves hugs??? he never rejected a single hug no matter who and when it came from,,,
is so good and brave and strong and deserves all the happiness
feel free to add your own ones, god knows I could keep going
ok since no one else added anything yet I guess Iâm gonna keep goingâŠâŠ.
rarely holds grudges
sad friend = sad KeithÂ
is dedicated and determinedÂ
is kind of a bad shot
loves Red,, a lot,,,
is the Certified Healing Pod Guard
knows his friendsâ strengths & makes use of them in battle
can actually joke???? heâs just a little awkward cut him some slack,,,
is an amazing fighter ((pilot))
can admit when he is wrong/needs to back off
has had the mullet since garrison times and never cut it off despite living in the desert and having a high collared jacketÂ
he smug
gives honest compliments
presumably knows how to create explosives with earth stuff
never forces his friends into anything - if he goes against the plan heâs doing it alone
does not want to become a leader???? he probably thinks he isnât cut out for it although he definitely has potential
has great instinctsÂ
can do impromptu teamwork with other people
do i still have to keep going,,,,, because i can
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-here is even more keith:
always pushes his emotions back for the sake of others
does the eyebrow thing
has the most realistic outlook on their jobs of all the paladins
0 patience for the evil guys
(àž'Ì-âÌ)àž
cares so much?? like, so much??? he even was concerned when coran got the slipperies (before he determined that it wasnât a threat)
gets nightmares
is ambidextrous
either his pants only go down to the beginning of his boots, the altean pajama pants are short or he only sleeps in boxers (& his shirt ofc)
is competitive
gives strangers the benefit of doubt if he is alone (meaning: no possible danger for his friends)
slouches when tired & not in immediate danger
is always listening
did not lie to Lance with the âtake two steps forward and then turn rightâ in the labyrinth exercise in s1e2, there was no wall on his map
is so proud of his friends!!!!!! he doesnât look down on them???Â
he just generally acts a little more grown up
is sincere in almost everything he does
has such an expressive face
managed to go through at least 1 year of garrison classes (and can handle explosives) but still doesnât know what a Fraunhofer line is
likes the quiet
rarely raises the volume of his voice even when heâs angry/ accusatory
got firepower!!!
crosses arms constantly
actually has no problems with initiating physical contact
CONCLUSION: Keith Is Good and I love him
teacup what the fuck i just woke up why would you put this rIGHT AT THE TOP OF MY DASH
Like I donât even think he was from this world like he came from another plane of existence to help. Because he knew we needed it.
Paint it black
From the label on the bottle:
Instructions: Thin with water to increase flow as required. Paint with it.
Stuart Semple is so full of gentle but pointed snark and a burning desire for accessible art, I love him. I love that no matter what Anish Kapoor does, Stuart Semple will be there, making fun of him and selling affordable art supplies to anyone who wants them.
Iit smells like black cherry? Fuck yes
Is that the same guy that gave him a middle finger by making the wordest brightest pink and putting in the terms of use that the Vantablack asshole is the only man not allowed to use it?
I love this because itâs like watching a comic book fight between an art themed hero and his super villain nemesis that wants to keep all the art things to himself.Â
Yes, and that same jerk broke said terms of use by having someone get him the pink pigment and he then literally gave Semple and the world the middle finger, after dipping it in the pink pigment. No class whatsoever.
Semple responded by somehow getting Vanta Black (or his own newly made pigment, canât remember which) and giving the peace sign to everyone with two voided out fingers. Seriously, they looked like a bad video edit.
Sounds like heâs attempting to flush his reputation down the crapper with keeping such a huge advance in art technology to himself AND throwing a tempter tantrum over the backlash.
Iâm glad this Semple dude is standing up his bullshit.Â
Yaâll are missing one very important point: Vantablack is caustic. Direct skin contact can cause really gnarly chemical burns. Despite that, the âvoid is staring back at youâ black is something just about any artist would want to experiment with, even if you need to handle it as a hazmat chemical.
So, Semperâs peace sign in his own âdeep space between starsâ black is downright incredible as itâs SAFE. Anyone can use it, it even smells good without the scent affecting the color or consistency.
An artist in his studio whipped up a safe alternative to a pigment that chemical engineers have to make in a controlled lab.
Semperâs vengence led to a breakthrough that benefits artists of all levels the world over, and thatâs just lovely.
Itâs like he used the power of righteous hatred the same way some people use the power of love.
His intense need to spite the VB asshole let to him making a scientific breakthrough that shits all over his product.Â
Spite is humanityâs greatest power. I love it.
Writing advice you're not going to like.
People sometimes send me Asks wanting writing advice. Â I suck at it. Â I donât really know how I do the writing, or how one should do the writing, or what one should do to get better at the writing. Â All I can ever think to say is âwrite a lot of stuff and you will get better at the writing.â Â Which is true, but hardly a bolt from the sky.
Well, as it turns out, I do have one piece of Legit Writing Advice, and I am going to share it with you, right now. Â If you were in any of my writing workshop groups at a con, youâve heard this advice already.
Warning: youâre going to fucking hate it. Â But if you do it, you will thank me.
If you have a piece of fiction youâre serious about, something you might want to actually shop around, or just something you really are into and want to make it as good as you canâŠdo NOT edit it.
Repeat. Â DO NOT EDIT.
REWRITE.
As in, print out the whole fucking thing and re-enter it, every word (or use two screens). Â Retype the whole thing. Â Recreate it from the ground up using your first draft as a template. Â Start with a blank page and re-enter every. single. word.
I hear you screaming. Â OH MY GOD THATâS INSANE.
Yes. Â Yes, it is.
It is also the most powerful thing you will ever do for a piece of fiction that you are serious about.
Now, letâs get real. Â I donât do this for most things. Â I donât do it for my fanfiction. Â But if itâs something original, something I might like to get to a professional level - I do it. Â You absolutely COULD do it for fanfiction. Â Itâs just up to you and how much time you want to sink into a piece.
You can edit, sure. Â But you WILL NOT get down to the level of change that needs to happen in a second draft. Â You will let things slide. Â Your eyes will miss things. Â You will say âeh, good enough.â
The first time I did this, on someone elseâs advice, I was dubious. Â Within two pages, I was saying WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN DOING THIS ALL THE TIME. Â I was amazed at how much change was happening. Â By the time I got to the end, I had an entirely different novel than the one Iâd started with. Â When youâre already re-entering every single word, itâs easy to make deep changes. Â Youâll reformat sentences, youâll switch phrases around, youâll massage your word choice. Â Youâll discover whole paragraphs that donât need to be there at all because they became redundant. Â Youâll find dialogue exchanges that need reimagining. Â Whole plot points will suddenly be different, whole story arcs will reveal their flaws and get re-drawn.
You cannot get down to the fundamental level of change thatâs required just by editing an existing document. Â You have to rebuild it if you really want your story to evolve. Â You will be AMAZED at the difference it will make.
It will take time. Â It will seem like a huge, Herculean task. Â Iâm not saying itâs easy. Â It isnât. Â But it is absolutely revolutionary.
Try it. Â I promise, you will see what I mean.
*PSA: Tipsy!Lori wrote this post. Â In case you couldnât tell.
maybe i should try this with my comic scripts.
This advice is real.
I reblogged this earlier on kind of a âthat sounds interesting. might work, might not, canât see it being drastically different but whatever I should try.â kind of note
Iâve got a short story due today at 5, so I decided to do this and completely rewrite the first draft.
OH. MY GOD.
This is legitimate. Itâs let me completely gut scenes I was unhappy with, rewrite them entirely differently and not feel any loyalty to what I used to have.
Itâs taking a long time. Itâs a commitment. But heck so is writing.
This is great. Do this. Itâs amazing.
This is such good advice. Iâve done it a few times, and it completely transforms your work. Itâs a time consuming process, but itâs absolutely worth the investment. I highly recommend this on things you truly care about. Itâs incredible.
I was going to be like âthis is ridiculous, what an unreasonable standardâ and then go off in a huff to work on an article, and then I remembered that the way I write articles now is by doing an audio draft, and then basically rewriting the article entirely while listening to the audio draft⊠so⊠yeah. This is probably actually really good advice. >_>
This sucks. It really does. Iâve done it. However, it is so powerful. By going back through your writing and rewriting it word for word, you pick up on small things that you may have missed before.
This is the money rat. Reblog and he will scamper into your room, bringing you riches in the night.
i never reblog these but look at this rat, okay
Iâm really mad because I reblogged this the other day and found $20 in my car when I got to the NOVA reptile expo yesterday so Iâm gonna leech this rat for all heâs worth.
this rat is adprable i trust it even if i dont get cash seeing this young man was a pleasant experience
This rat found me money
No lie, I reblogged it the other day, and found a $10 bill in my dresser after just cleaning out the drawers not too long ago. No idea where it came from, but praise the money rat!
not to be that person but the captain underpants book series (1997-2015) is better than most young adult novels
like yall. im not even joking when i tell you how much i love this book series and thinks that everyone should get their children to read it.
captain underpants has:
-made âoffensiveâ jokes without actually being offensive (ex. toilet humor, and a guy literally running around in just his underwear)
-showed positive representation for kids with ADHD (dav pilkey, the guy who wrote the series, has ADHD, and george and harold are also explicitly stated to have ADHD. george and harold having ADHD is also not used for comedic effect and itâs also addressed in two of the novels)
-shows positive representation for black children and black families, which is something that we rarely get to see at this point (george, one of the main protagonists, is black, and is also shown to be incredibly gifted. his parents are also really successful in their careers)
-shows positive representation for gay boys thatâs presented very casually (harold, one of the main protagonists, is shown to have a husband and two kids after him and george time traveled to the future and met their future selves)
-encourages kids to follow their dreams no matter who tries to stop you (dav pilkey, the author, was told repeatedly as a child that all of his comics werenât good. and furthermore, george and harold are constantly reprimanded for their creative outlook on life and usually wind up in detention for trying to make things fun)
-has morals in some of the novels that are actually really important (for example, in the 4th captain underpants book, one of the morals is not to make fun of a personâs name)
-and even besides all of those its just an overall good book series?? like its a really funny series?? please get your children/younger siblings to read captain underpants every child should read it
7/? of BTS x Jin: the oldest hyung who takes care of his members