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fernsnailz

my seal drawing

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

coelii

notahorseindisguise

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

notahorseindisguise

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

dismalzelenka

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

miiilowo

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

trans4trains

theweirdwideweb

freebroccoli

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

titsay

henstomper

*cums* ok finally got that out of the way *wields a cruel blade violently*

The Kiss🌺

lieutenant-sarcastic

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

silviacrossdresser

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

rosefinchie

how it all feels lately

the-bedheaded-league

Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

fallow-grove

id: photo of a very wide, flat crocodile. end id.

str-ngeloop

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

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