the sound of hertz

Enjoy x

[hitmewithcute]

He doesn’t like morning

[joshpeck]

angy

[empathhhy]

[grawly]

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[leftoversalad]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Adulthood.

[recommend]

totally boop-able noses you won’t be able to resist

[your-sweet-anatomy]

Adding my baby when she was even babier

[saturniidace]

snoot

[lilgreenpasqualo]

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[bookofmirth]

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

[ameliaadriannabooks]

I buy the book. I do not read it.

[best-shower-thoughts]

Rapunzel may have healing powers in her hair but nobody gives her any credit for having the strongest scalp of all. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

A kettle that displays Celsius degrees of the water is the same as a kettle that displays percentages until it’s done (source)

[animusrox]

Ready or Not (2019) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[daggerfall]

[the-ferrets-do-the-reblog]

I cannot

[hymnsofheresy]

*writes an email* *does the sign of the cross* *presses send*

[omgchomps]