so like. the jackass brainrot has hit an all time high and i finally succumbed to making a jackass / johnny themed tumblr.
my carrd is https://lilithknoxville.carrd.co but like if you don’t wanna read all that, keep scrolling to find a very basic about me :)
my name is lilith! you can totally call me lily if you want - i really don’t care either way
i’m 23! i was born in september and im a virgo
i’ve been in love with johnny since i was six years old, but i was also a bam girlie too lol. i’m more of a johnny and chris girl now but i will forever hold a soft spot in my heart for bam. him and johnny will forever be the loves of my life 🩷
im a writer! i’ll more than likely be posting little stories and stuff on here! thats why i made this tumblr lol. most of my friends think im annoying for how much i talk about jackass / johnny so i needed a place to scream LOL
that’s really it for the most part! you’re more than welcome to send me a message or whatever. or pls jump into the asks and give me story ideas 🥲 im but an eel and never have any good ideas on my own
Below the Read More are links to stories I’ve posted! This list will be ever growing so keep checking back here for quick links to all of my stories!
summary: you do a “stunt” involving a sex toy which is controlled by johnny. at the end of the day, you need a release.
lowercase intended
warnings: smut, dirty talk (?) & not proof read
a/n: this feels a bit rough but enjoy 🤒
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“there is no fucking way.”
“oh come on, y/n, please!” jeff begged, holding the device in his hand.
“no! i’m not gonna shove a fucking vibrator up my pussy for a stupid show!”
“you do that every night, why is this different?” bam joked.
i turned to him and punched his arm, causing him to yelp out and grab it.
“i’ll pay you fifty bucks.” johnny said.
“dude what?” ryan laughs at johnny’s eagerness.
“what? this’ll be good for the show!” he defended himself.
i sigh as i think over his words, stomach turning as i lean towards yes.
“okay you know what, fine. i’ll do it for fifty.” i shook my head.
the guys cheered at my response, jeff handing me the vibrator.
“we’re doing it tomorrow.” he gave me a sly smile.
“great.” i mumble.
~fast forward to tomorrow~
i walk inside the place, being greeted by a smirking bam.
“hey, y/n/n, how you feeling?” johnny asked, laughing his dumb laugh.
“fuck off, knoxville.” i mumble, heading towards the snacks.
“good afternoon, y/n! you all ready?” jeff says very cheerily.
“ready? i just got here.”
“we’re about to start soon.”
i sigh at his words and go to the bathroom. i kept telling myself that i’m doing it for the money and money only. i take off my pants, getting into a position to easily put the vibrator inside. i softy moan at the feeling, butterflies in my stomach. i shake it off and stood back up, fixing myself up and leaving the bathroom. i ran into johnny and bam who were standing right near the door.
“jesus christ, you guys are pervs.” i scoff.
“you excited?” bam says, emphasizing ‘excited’.
i ignore him and eat my chips before we had to leave.
~fast forward to the van~
“okay, so y/n you’re gonna go inside and ask questions and randomly here and there you’ll feel it turn on.” jeff explains.
“just any questions?”
“questions relating to the product, yeah.”
“and who’s having the remote?”
“we can’t tell you.”
“why?”
“for their protection.” he laughs.
i fake laugh back as i climb out the van, walking up to the store. it’s a beautiful flower store, the fragrance inside was just heavenly.
“hello there! how can i help you today?” the lady at the counter greets me.
“hello! i’m just looking for some flowers for my husband, he loves flowers and it’s our anniversary.”
“oh how sweet, we usually have the husbands buying flowers for the wives! what flowers does he like?”
“hmmm, he loves-“ i cut myself off with a quiet yelp, the vibrator turning off.
“are you okay, ma’am?”
“yes! yes i’m sorry i just accidentally hit my knee.” i lie, gripping the counter as it continues.
“well, we have these beautiful roses. simple yet very romantic.”
i lean into the flowers and smell them, smiling at how good it is. suddenly the vibrator turned on again, making me groan out loud. i quickly cover it up by groaning again, pulling away with a weak smile.
“sorry i just absolutely love roses! they’re my favorite.” i nervously chuckle.
“no worries hun, i love roses too!” she sweetly laughs.
i feel the vibration level go up one, my face contorting with pleasure. luckily the woman was leading me to another set of flowers, looking away. i had a mic and mini camera on me so i grabbed the mic and brought it up to my lips.
“you guys are bastards.”
“i’m sorry?” the woman asked.
“oh i said do you guys sell baskets?”
“like flower baskets?”
“just regular ones, i noticed i saw some on the display in the window.”
“oh yes, what a great eye! we do sell baskets, they’re $7.”
“sounds great! i’ll take one, my husband and i were planning on having a picnic date.” i ball my hand into a fist, trying so hard to not moan.
“of course, daring! let me go get one in the back.”
i watch her as she leaves behind a door. i let out a low moan once i feel like she’s too far. i whimper and throw my head down, squeezing my eyes shut.
“you okay in there?” i hear johnny laugh in my ear.
“fuck off.” i mutter.
i hear the door open again and i whip my head up, putting on a normal demeanor.
“here you go, honey. did you figure out what flowers you’d want?”
“i think i’ll go with those beautiful roses, they smell wonderful.”
the vibrator has been on this entire time, slightly increasing in power each minute. i took a deep breath to relax myself, tears pricking my eyes at the immense pleasure.
“anything else darling?”
“nope, that’s all i need.” i smile softly.
i actually buy the items, loving roses myself. i gave her the cash, hands shaking as i do so.
“you sure you’re alright honey?”
“yes, i’m just cold.”
“it’s summer.”
“yeah, my body heat is very weird.” i laugh awkwardly.
she chuckled back, handing me my change.
“thank you so much, hope you have a wonderful day hun.” the woman smiled.
“of course! you too-“ i cut myself off with a whine as the max setting was on.
my knees buckled at the feeling as my eyes slightly roll into the back of my head.
“i’m sorry, i feel very ill. have a good day.” i quickly say before rushing out the door.
i was panting while resting my hands on my knees, trying so hard not to moan. i hear the guys laughing in my ears as i struggle.
“look at you, getting off by a vibrator in public.” johnny whispers into the mic.
hearing those words leave his mouth made me lose it, cumming on the spot. i slap a hand over my mouth as i moan, falling to my knees. the guys hollered at the sight of me, faces probably changing red at how hard they’re laughing. i felt so embarrassed, ready to go home. i shakily stand up, the vibrator still on.
“someone go help her.” jeff said, still laughing.
johnny climbs out of the van, face red from laughing. i look at him with a glare, so angry he said those words.
“you look like a mess, y/n. you still feeling “unwell”?” he laughs his obnoxious laugh.
he put his hand out and i refuse to take it, reaching for the remote instead. i turn the device off and shove the remote in my pocket.
“you fucking had it the whole time?!” i raised my voice.
“yup.” he giggled.
i sighed angrily and walked off, knees still weak. i open the van door to see all the guys still laughing, making me even more pissed off.
“any bees in there? i heard a lot of buzzing.” bam joked.
i punched his arm and climbed into the back.
“can we please go? i want to get this thing out of me.” i mumble.
~fast forward~
i rush inside the bathroom, pulling my pants off and taking this fucking thing out. i throw it into the sink, grabbing some toilet paper to clean me up. i hear someone knock on the door, i yell for them to come in. i was presentable but my knees were still shaky.
“how’s it going in here?” johnny asks, peeking his head in.
“man fuck you.” i spat.
“what? what did i do.”
“you fucking had it on the whole time! and y-you said that shit!”
“what shit?” he smirked.
“you know exactly what i’m talking about..”
“what are you gonna do about it?”
i huff and stomp over to the door, locking it. johnny watches my every move, eyes dilated. i grab my shirt and swiftly take it off, throwing it on the hook for bags. i then walk over to him and harshly connect our lips, slipping my tongue into his mouth for dominance. he moaned into my mouth, strong hands holding my hips. he grabs one of my legs, wrapping it around his slutty waist. i grind against him, becoming wet again. i grab onto his hair, pulling his head back to kiss his neck.
“you’ve been flirting with me ever since i joined the crew. and of fucking course you take control of the remote. you wished it was you inside me, huh. you fucking pervert.” i spat into his ear.
i felt him get hard into me, smirking against his ear.
“look who’s getting off with dirty words?” i laugh.
“i fucking hate you.” he mutters.
“highly doubt that.”
he turns me around and shoves me onto the sink.
“you’re gonna watch yourself as i fuck you. got it?”
“yes..” i moan out.
he didn’t waste time to pull my pants down, my underwear wet. his hands ran across my ass, squeezing it. the vibrator in the sink caught his eye, immediately grabbing it without thinking twice. i look at him through the mirror as he turns it on, lowering it back to where it was. it vibrated against me, a loud sigh leaving my lips. i dropped my head down and moaned but his free hands grabbed ahold of my hair and pulled me back up. he was focused on what he was doing, rubbing the vibrator up and down my folds. i wiggle my ass to try and get my friction, causing him to laugh at my neediness.
“you’ve been secretly wanting me, huh. all those fake ass shut downs, all those lies so i wouldn’t get into your pants. but you want me so bad, i bet you dream of me of me fucking you so hard…don’t you…”
“fuck…” i cry out.
he muttered something before shutting off the toy and throwing it back into the sink. i heard his undo his belt and shove down his pants. i couldn’t see him from the angle was at behind me, but i bet he was big.
“jeff’s gonna be lookin’ for me.”
“so go fast then.”
he chuckled at my words before slamming into me. i let out a loud moan, feeling him fill me up. he stretched me out perfect, fitting like a puzzle. i was still slightly sensitive from earlier so my senses were at an all time high. tears pricked my eyes already, my knees trembled at his pace and my knuckles turned white from my grip. he held on hand on my waist as he fucked me while the other held my hair, pulling my head back to watch him fuck me. his head was thrown back, brown hair sticking to his slightly sweaty forehead.
“look at you…so fucked out from this.” i dryly laughed, trying to talk as he thrusted.
he opened his eyes and looked at me, lust blown pupils.
“i bet you fucking planned this. you told jeff all about this prank.”
“don’t fucking act like you weren’t thinking of me while that shit was on. wishing it was my cock inside of you, like right now.”
we talked out of breath, stuttering our words.
“i needed a release. asshole. you made me cum.” i moan out.
“at my words. remember?” he laughed in a teasingly manner.
“fuck you.” i spat out.
i was too focused on johnny’s words and face, not noticing how quick my orgasm was coming. johnny noticed though, noticed how my body moved and wriggled under his touch. he smirked as he saw my face contort with pleasure. i let out a long string of moans as i came around him, shoving myself against the sink. he waited until i was done before pulling out, not caring about his own release. i collapsed against my sink, using a lot of my upper body strength to hold me up. i felt johnny’s fingers run up my slit and collect my juices, sticking them into his mouth to taste me.
“so good.” he mumbled.
i roll my eyes at his action, pushing myself off the sink. i pulled up my pants and buttoned them back up. i smoothed my hair out and fixed up my face. johnny watched me as i did so, genuinely smiling.
“stop staring, weirdo.”
“maybe i’ll take a pic, it would last longer.”
“back to flirting, knoxville? you were just inside of me like 3 minutes ago.” i laugh, turning around.
“maybe i can be inside you more often.” he slyly said, pulling me close to him from the waist.
“buy me dinner first.”
“tomorrow at 8?”
i was taken aback from his words, surprised he actually asked.
“seriously?”
“dead. i haven’t been flirting all this time for nothing.” he laughs.
“okay then, tomorrow at 8.” i smile.
“perfect. now i gotta go.” he quickly leaned down and left a kiss on my lips.
i know we already kissed before this but it felt like the first time. i blushed harshly as he left the bathroom, surprisingly not to a bunch of idiots standing outside listening.
holy shit im actually working on my story requests right now
i promise i haven’t forgotten about the two sitting in my inbox. i just haven’t had the motivation to write lately. but for some reason i got hit with the writing bug
“dont make a mess sweetheart i gotta stunt in ten minutes.”
is what johnny said to you as he lifted his head from the sweet spot between your thighs, a cocky grin plastered on the fake cowboys face as your juices and his spit dripped down his chin.
“f-fuck off.”
you said breathlessly, johnny only letting out a soft chuckle before he spoke.
“aw dont be so mean.”
is all he said before he connected his lips with your sensitive cilt again. a moan leaving your lips as his mouth returned to the spot you needed him the most.
your fingers were tangled in johnnys brown hair as he ate you like his last meal, the sound of his soft groans could not only be heard but felt against your core; shivers going up your spin as your eyes crossed from the amount of overwhelming pleasure.
everytime johnny was between your thighs it was better then the last if thats even possible. you swear there was no man that enjoyed eating pussy more then your boyfriend did.
johnnys brown eyes looked up at you from between your thighs. his erection only ached more as he saw your reaction to him between your thighs, you looked completely overstimulated with pleasure and he loved it.
this only motivated johnny to push himself deeper between your thighs, his tongue lapping circles around your cilt as lewd slurping noises came from his actions. a high pitched moan leaving your lips as your grip on johnnys hair tightened.
“j-johnny i-im gonna-”
you felt johnnys grip on your hips tighten as he became almost determined to make you cum, and make you cum hard.
you could swear you saw stars as you let out a strain of moans as your hands tried to grab anything they could, a intense wave of pleasure shooting through your body as johnny didnt even care to slow down. he wanted you to be completely worn out from his tongue.
it wasnt until your chest began to rise and fall heavily did johnny stop, slowly kissing his way from between your legs to your cheek. he then gave you a sweet and passionate kiss, he slightly laughed feeling how lazily you kissed back. you were beat.
when johnny pulled away from the kiss you saw his mouth and face that was covered with your cum and his spit. your face couldnt help but turn red at seeing the aftermath of your boyfriend eating you out.
“i said dont make a mess sweetheart.”
johnny softly teased with a shit-eating smirk on his face, using the bottom of his shirt to wipe his mouth off.
(coming back from the dead to write the smallest piece of whatever this is cause i had the urge to write maybe if it does good ill write again idk😟)
