la da da da doom

oooh, whats the red button do?

[skeletoninthemelonland]

If it’s ok to ask could you do your springtrap meeting movie William?

[thespringsbon]

Is real

[lily12123]

Matthew Lillard being taller is the best part

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[lily12123]

It’s called home plate and it’s strange that its on third

[thebelchers]

[spider-starry]

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

[lily12123]

XANA: Tries to blow up an entire city in a nuclear disaster, possesses peoples bodies for the purposes of murdering his enemies, creates diseases and dangerous weather patterns with world ending potential.

Also XANA: I’m gonna make a slutty slutty shapeshifter to spread teen drama amongst this group of middle schoolers

[lily12123]

The Code Lyoko Warriors as adults

Odd Della Robbia: Eventually comes out as a raging bisexual disaster, grows up to be an indie film director of mostly horror and science fiction. somehow ends up as the tallest in the group by the end of high school

Aelita Schaeffer: Finds the perfect blend of her love of tech and creativity through being a techno DJ. Has a lucrative career opening for bigger names and travels all over the world. Frequently collabs with Odd on his films and has a tendency to go off on international adventures with Odd and Yumi, much to her husband Jeremie’s chagrin.

Jeremie Belpois: Gets in to a classified government weapons program around college but starts to go a little Victor Frankenstein, prompting a group intervention. He eventually decides to leave weapons behind and focus all his energy on a tech company focused on world peace, with Aelita being his moral compass.

Yumi Ishiyama: Works for Jeremie traveling to different countries to asses their cultural needs and sometimes acting as muscle against more hostile entities. Loves traveling with Odd and Aelita in her spare time, especially to visit her little brother back in France.

Ulrich Stern: Grows up to dabble in competitive martial arts but for the most part is a stay at home dad for his and Yumi’s daughter. He has gone to therapy and worked hard on his jealousy issues, but still gets a little overprotective when it comes to Yumi. Has a tendency to show up in whatever country she’s in at just the right moment.

William Dunbar: Never quite gets over Yumi or gets in to the inner circle of the group, but is on much friendlier terms with everyone. Sometimes does freelance security for Jeremie and Yumi.

and for fun...

Sissy Delmas: Mellows out in high school after a short-lived emo phase. Ends up really good friends with the group as an adult. Gets a nursing degree but often has small roles in Odd’s films garnering her a cult following.

Jim Morales: After shutting down X.A.N.A (and realizing they have no plan for Aelita’s future) they tell Jim everything, including showing him the factory and lyoko logbook. He officially adopts Aelita soon after. He retires from teaching in his mid forties and lives off partly his pension and partly from the sales of his memoirs

[lily12123]

Me at age 6 watching Code Lyoko: Jeremie is a genius and does smart things.

Me at age 21 watching Code Lyoko: DID HE JUST TRY AND FIX A NUCLEAR POWERED SUPER COMPUTER BY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN????

[yekkes]

Saw this on Jewbook:

It did not specify, but I am assuming Jewish means Ashkenazi, from the photos, his father, and a Japanese mother. Not that I'm sure if it matters, thought I'd describe anyways.

[yekkes]

To be clear I'd like people to reblog this

[pixarmilf]

be the match is awesome!!! i registered and did my cheek swab in april! it’s free to do and sign up!

all u need to do is input an address where u can receive mail when u sign up! be the match then sends u an envelope with the cotton swab, instructions on how to properly take the sample, and a prepaid envelope with all the info printed on it to mail it back to them! i believe they also gave me a small plastic bag to put the swab it to protect ur sample.

it’s so easy, and you can save somebody’s life!! u definitely should sign up if u are able to!!!

[cyangansey]

I wanted to share my experience donating my stem cells. I did the PBSC method as opposed to the traditional extraction.

I got shots everyday and I will be honest, needles don’t bother me. But I will say my symptoms were incredibly mild. I felt sore but not more sore than a good workout sore.

After a week of shots they took my bone juice and I went home, all my soreness gone. It didn’t affect my life a lot. All I had to do was remember to drink lots of water and take my shot daily. And everyone with Be the Match is super helpful.

If you had any questions about my experience donating feel free to send me a message. Ciao.

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[warp6]

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

[warp6]

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

[captacorn-deactivated20230731]

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

[agenderraskel-deactivated202303]

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

[viperbranium]

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

[boopifer]

OK THIS IS THE COOLEST

[detroit-pd-rk900]

I’m curious…

[foofarny]

I’m also curious…

[lokiislowkeyhot]

i bet 100 beans nothing will happen

*edit*

I lost 100 beans …

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Alright lets see what happens

[gremlinoffthestring]

Hmmm I wanna see

[bowsic]

None of my coworkers believed me when I said you can fit an entire person in a swim cap.

[arasellle-deactivated20201117]

you look so victorious as you become more right with each passing moment

[lily12123]

Forbidden condom

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[lily12123]

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, murdering it’s siblings with its beak...

[timeloopfemme]

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

[timeloopfemme]

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

[dead-discourse-account-lmao]

reblog to make a terf big mad

[dis--gay--bled]

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

[lily12123]

Nightmare time

Hi! I was watching nightmare time but I have a pretty extreme body horror trigger so when the cyborg was mentioned I hoped out, can anyone message me with what happened after Ted went to the future and saw android Emma?

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I just finished my longest horror comic ever. I’ll be releasing it in parts over the next several days, but you can read the whole thing now on either my Patreon or Onlyfans!

 http://patreon.com/posts/40473691 

http://onlyfans.com/40378072/adamtots

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

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[jordaclan]

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

[tsaomengde]

A reminder to my Gentile friends: Justice Ginsburg was Jewish. When one of us passes, we don't say "RIP." We say, "May their memory be a blessing."

We also say, "Fuck," and, "I hope the people who voted third party four years ago are pleased."

[parkchanwoohoo]

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

[parkchanwoohoo]

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

[andletforsakendidodie]

a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”

[wakingfromthewater]

One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”

[lily12123]

When I was in like sixth grade, I literally skipped over to my teachers desk to ask her what a word in a book I was reading meant. The word was “Der Furher” and the  book was Boy in the Stripped Pajamas