lilyfrog

hi peoples

[lilyfrogisnotneurotypical]

C’EST MOI

um i think it’d be cool to have an about my blog type thing so here you go.

hi i’m @lilyfrogisnotneurotypical, you can call me lily or lilyfrog. this blog is for my fandom rants and random things i like.

here we like: doctor who, good omens, tim burton, melanie martinez, and probably a bunch of other stuff

so uh yeah have fun

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[louisegluckpdf]

fuck yes doctor’s office offers old english as a preferred language

[perplexed-confusion]

I think Yaz is the first (new who at least) companion the master has actually liked

[iamkaliomie]

“ If I told you the truth…your hearts would break. ”

[grabbyfr]

[dustyoldbooksinmyattic]

[tinkerbitch69]

When doctor who comes back it will be nununuwho

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]

[dogpuppy]

[clowns0cks]

I think. The master should be allowed to be covered in blood in the show. Just like they're the only character allowed to swear. Can they be covered in blood next time. Please

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[natequarter]

we need more non white writers in doctor who because realistically if the master regenerated into what humans perceive as an indian british man his instinct would not be to join the nazis, it would be to troll the hell out of everyone. the master would be like "ugh. unit is always racially profiling me" and the doctor would be like "you literally tried to set london on fire" and the master would be like "wow, doctor, racist much? just assuming i'm a criminal because i'm a brown man?" and the doctor would be like "three hundred years ago you tried to blow up the taj mahal" and the master would be like "what can i say? it was in the way"

[astro-the-silly]

has anyone done this yet

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[pocket-deer-belly]

the older i get the more it's terrifying to me how much child surveillance is normalized. scared for your child's mental health? here's more tools that will make them feel even more watched at all times. child is experimenting with their gender identity while away from you? we made it this other adult's job to surveil them for you. kid is "enjoying" their "free time" instead of doing homework? we've put parental controls on the things that they like so that you can monitor their private time. like can we fucking stop