i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.
One of the hardest laughs I ever saw my mother unleash was after she bought me a copy of Archaeology magazine as a teen.
As I was flipping through I realized there was a fold-out insert of Otzi as part of the feature article. So I unfolded it and turned it sideways to look at it. My mother out of the corner of her eye thought I was looking at a pin-up poster, turned and saw The Ice Man, and laughed uncontrollably for about 10 solid minutes.
