1) think about baseball stats 2)
think…
My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?
Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:
cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.
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@limitedbreadsticks
1) think about baseball stats 2)
think…
My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?
Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom
i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier
Positive net worth? That’s higher than I expected
it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room
by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human
@adipemdragon
this is what her room looks like on a good day
note how even the hardcovers arent safe
Solidarity 🤝
BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
OK BUT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. I DONT UNDERSTAND.
I’M FUCKING CRYING OMG
I’ve been laughing at this for so long, send help
oh my god Hhahahahah
“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me:
If you’re sentient toast, there aren’t too many accommodating travel destinations. But hey, you’ve got France!
women’s march 2019
“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me:
Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order
do u ever get like water hungry…
Thirsty?
water hungry