Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
josh?
where’s the body of christ?
so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock
I cain’t even
When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?
idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.
also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts
and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?
PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.
A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).
Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.
I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.
holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.
This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.
“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”
By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.
GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird
oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though
Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕