Merde, Il Pleut

Caitlin, the alien King. Game dev. 태태태태태 They/Them

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[cats-love-to-nibble-sweet-oats]

Cats love to nibble sweet oats

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

[teaboot]

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

[dzamie]

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

[mudora]

Can’t apply a gender to a force of fucking nature, this Link. 

[girlballs-archive]

lift up her skirt and search for the artifact

[doubleca5t]

pray tell tumblr user girlballs what that "artifact" may be

[girlballs-archive]

why, her peanus weanus of course

[raytoroapologist]

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

[zoot-pilled]

Stacking my cds on my weenier to store them

[angelicguy]

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

the name justin kinda gay like what were you just in? his hole?😳?

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

[rylandgraces]

Girl help I can’t stop buying little treats that amount to a great expense in the long run

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

First rave I ever went to a guy sat next to me and my friend and was like “hey so did you know that when you get a dick piercing there’s a high chance you might cum? From the stimulation of getting your dick pierced?” And we were like did you cum and he was like “I can’t say”

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[listenkiddo]

this blog is ANCIENT but who knows maybe people are still here?? So uhhhh I have a jewelry shop now? If theres still people here, go and check it out! JadeCraneJewelry on Etsy (or you can check out my insta at the same name) :)

[fuckyeahyoga]

[snowradish]

Reblog this post and combine your url name with the url of the person you reblogged it from in the tags

[cactuseeds]

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

[lucipurr2-deactivated20180516]

PPAP Ryuk. 😂😍

[fluffjasp]

If I have to suffer so do you

[beastmac]

i fucking hate it, thanks!