[wokeuplaughing]

[dogpuppy]

[mobilesuitgudang]

I want to print this and hang it on my bedroom wall. How do you live like this?

[apas-95]

this person is posting from 1690

[indiekidsupremacist]

ranking the 12 angry men by angriness

[coloursteelsexappeal]

1992 Ford Econoline

[pissvortex]

Salvia trip here

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[prole-log]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[thepentagonaltrapezohedron]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[cowboydio]

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it