literal failure

22 | any pronouns

[queer-as-city-folk]

Bob Dylan if an evil witch cursed him and he turned into a Seagull

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[smallpwbbles]

I can just imagine one or all of the gang coming up to Kinger and asking where Caine is.

Only for Kinger to silently point up at the ceiling, prompting them to look up.

And Caine is just scuttling around on the ceiling like an excited giant spider.

(Btw I adore your art and animations so much! They always bring a smile to my face when I see them!)

Kinger watching Caine scuttle around on the ceiling like a demon with the energy of watching your kid on the monkey bars (Also thank you!!)

[greelin]

genuinely how are you supposed to know when a conversation is over. Must everything be some sort of puzzle

[deadpowol]

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[skeleshancreative]

Three for the gleam of a jewel, or a smile.

Naberius the Third is @gideoncav

Coronabeth Tridentarius is @skeleshancreative

Ianthe Tridentarius is @avomarquis

Photography by @/walmartsphotocenter on Instagram

[mothshrub]

I've just started listening to The Magnus Protocol, and I've just finished episode 7

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[avomarquis]

“Camilla, we did it right, didn’t we?” Palamedes said, and now Nona knew he wasn’t speaking to anyone else in the universe. “We had something very nearly perfect…the perfect friendship, the perfect love. I cannot imagine reaching the end of this life and having any regrets, so long as I have been allowed to experience being your adept.”

Camilla: @skeleshancreative

Palamedes: @avomarquis

[thasmin-vibes]

I fucking can't breathe

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[brucebocchi]

my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts

[brokenspade4555]

What are you implying-

[brucebocchi]

i would’ve died

[bruzum]

[melled42]

this is how i picture the fortnite version of pomni

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[flagellant]

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day