Hot-topic-official

Am fem. Am graysexul. Minor. Not really hot topic. Married to @im-pandora-i-promise A literal cat girl Meow or whatever Pfp from speedway :3

[literally-hottopic]

Hi

Im not actually hot topic, obviously

I am a MINOR!!!!!!!!

No nsfw asks pls

Main blog is @my-chemical-migraine

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[literally-hottopic]

my first post was exactly 6.9 months ago teehe

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

[disgustinggf]

[im-pandora-i-promise]

@literally-hottopic :]

[literally-hottopic]

:3

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[sarah-ankh]

One of my mutuals is 15, and I'm 27. It feels kinda weird if I think about it for too long.

[evil-maryland]

YOU'RE TWENTY SEVEN?!

[sarah-ankh]

😑

[evil-maryland]

sorry but by the way u text u seemed younger this wasnt meant as an insult:)

also ur like double my age soo yeah im surprised

[sarah-ankh]

How old would you have guessed?

[maryland-officially]

Hey everyone I'm 13.

[theetherealraphael]

im not revealing my exact age, but im just barely older than maryland rn ::::3

[maryland-officially]

oh right I forgot, my birthday is soon so I'll be 14!!

[sentientballofpeasv2]

Wait when's your birthday? Mines soon as well!

[maryland-officially]

October 6th :3

[sentientballofpeasv2]

Mines September 26th lol

[maryland-officially]

woah cool

that's my sister's birthday actually

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

won’t say my exact age but I’m close to Maryland too!!

[guatemala-official]

Same

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

am 18

[silly-lil-scribbles]

14 here

[ms-paints-sometimes]

WAIT i'm older than scribbles???? :0

i always thought you were like a few years older than me, maybe 17 or something

[silly-lil-scribbles]

hehehe

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK IM OLDER HELP

[ech0wo]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN EARLY 20S AT THE VERY LEAST

Youre so cool and ..slightly intimidating

But I'm almost 3 whole years older than you (I turn 17 in a couple of months)

[silly-lil-scribbles]

DAMN

as much as i appreciate that i promise i am absolutely neither of those things id say sopping wet shivering puppy is more accurate tbh

nice!

[literally-hottopic]

Chat I'm 15

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[the-real-nevada]

and then there's the countryverse. chat are we villains?

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

probably

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm so fucking evil guys.

[guatemala-official]

I'm just a tired mom

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wanna see a cool thingy? :3

[guatemala-official]

... What?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

BEHOLD.

[guatemala-official]

Woah!!!! That's so cool!!!!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

That’s fuken cool

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

yeah no we are the villains

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

What are the corpos then

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

on tumblr? long dead

[literally-hottopic]

What

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

I mean the real ones not the gimmicks

[literally-hottopic]

thank geesus they're dead 🙏🙏

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[the-real-nevada]

and then there's the countryverse. chat are we villains?

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

probably

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm so fucking evil guys.

[guatemala-official]

I'm just a tired mom

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wanna see a cool thingy? :3

[guatemala-official]

... What?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

BEHOLD.

[guatemala-official]

Woah!!!! That's so cool!!!!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

That’s fuken cool

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

yeah no we are the villains

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

What are the corpos then

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

on tumblr? long dead

[literally-hottopic]

What

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[t1redofyourbs]

making this purely bc

@neoninglitchen

every 10 votes I will send them a photo of stonks

stonks

stonks

stonks

Voting ended onAug 23, 2024

Tag whoever you want. I'll start

@maryland-no-rabies @duothelingo

[literally-hottopic]

@the-taggerrr

[dotkunnii]

Oh boy, yahooo was in a PM Seymour video I hope I'm not next

[yahooo-official]

well now you've said the magic words :3

@itsapmseymour pls get her

[itsapmseymour]

Holy shit two Hatsune Mikus

[yahooo-official]

1!1!!! WHA

[decafcatfeen]

YOULL NEVER GET ME SEYMOURRR-

[literally-hottopic]

*grabs you by the ankles and drags you kicking and screaming back to seymour*

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[lake-michigan-officially]

what if not possible. then what. me grow? yayaya

[literally-hottopic]

@wisconsin-official

[heidelbro]

Interesting genre of image

[lillyofthefern]

@eira-kuso

[im-pandora-i-promise]

@hot-topic-unofficial

[im-pandora-i-promise]

oh my fucking god. wrong fucking hot topic wrong fucking hot topic *sobs*

@literally-hottopic KILL ME/nsrs

[literally-hottopic]

Hi wief

[silverwanderingcrow]

I don't think this will get very far but I want to do a note post lol

If this post gets 1 note I'll make my bed

If this post gets 5 notes I'll tidy my room

If this post gets 10 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as a thing (that's a suprise for y'all)

If this post gets 20 notes I'll come out to one of my friends as the thing

If this post gets 40 notes I'll come out to two more friends as the thing

If this post gets 50 notes I'll publish a new chapter on my marauders fic

If this post gets 100 notes I'll write 3 chapters for my marauders fic

If this post gets 200 notes I'll get an mlm flag

If this post gets 300 notes I'll buy myself some clothes I've always wanted

If this post gets 400 notes I'll get my little alter a toy she wants

If this post gets 500 notes I'll introduce my little alter to a group of friends

If this post gets 1000 notes I'll take a self care day

If this post gets 5000 notes I'll buy tickets to go see my long distance boyfriend

Pls don't let the gimmick blogs find this

[duothelingo]

“I’m Scottish that’s not how you say that”

Courtney you live in Nebraska and the closest you’ve been to scotland is watching David Tennant in doctor who don’t start.

[literally-hottopic]

NEBRASKA REF🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

May I eat a teensy, tiny, itty bitty rock with thou

Dear @literally-hottopic, I told thee to be careful.

But sure :3

[literally-hottopic]

Wgats going on

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

And yet I’m still both. Nazis can go fucking die and go where even Satan is scared to go. And I’ll always support the Jewish community

[bored-dromaeosaur]

Punching nazis is my hobby, and I’ll always support the Jewish community.

[maryland-officially]

My family is Jewish kind of

[100percent-chipotle]

anyone who supports nazis or discriminates against Jews can kindly see themselves to the curb.

[maryland-officially]

I think I reblogged my message halfway through actually.

Hit a nazi daily