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??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats
A dombra performance by a 23-year-old Kazakh musician in Lake Köbeituz, a salt lake in Kazakhstan that turns pink every several years.
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Oh I love this one
Side note on this: all those college conservatives saying liberal professors are shutting them down because of their conservative ideas and refusing to hear otherwise? In my experience the “shut down” is just being asked to DEFEND their position for the first time and not accepting shitty half thought out “proofs” that fall apart on their own.
Derek Black, son of a Grand Wizad of the KKK, broke free of White Nationalism because of this very effect.
You had me right up until you misspelled “wizard”. But I’ll allow it.
enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole
that’s just regular chicken soup
not gonna lie i forgot mouths existed
Yo Biden just announced an infrastructure devolopment/clean energy/environmental justice plan and it's honesty pretty fucking amazing and much more ambitious than I ever would have expected from him, goddamn. He's trying to Eisenhower/New Deal our way out of the economic collapse.
Some notable points addressed by this plan:
Expanding American railway systems
Fixing the crumbling roads, bridges, dams, etc. that haven't been kept up
Capping abandoned oil wells
Undoing Trump's financial bailout policies for unclean energy companies
Reinvesting in American-made automotive companies
Getting America to 100% clean energy by 2035
Fixing air, water, and ground pollution issues that disproportionately affect poc
Getting justice for victims of environmental racism
Reinstating a bunch of environmental and medical jobs Trump had cut
Getting the US back on the Paris Agreement/Climate Accord
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-14/biden-to-call-for-2-trillion-in-clean-energy-spending
For those who were wondering what the point of voting for a leftist candidate was, if the leftist didn’t win—this is it. Biden is trending leftward. That’s what we want him to do. He wouldn’t be doing it if the left hadn’t shown itself to be a real force.
I know that the work is never done and all that, but I think we can count this one as a win.
please god vote. register ASAP. check to make sure you’re still registered because they’re kicking people off. look into your states mail in ballot laws
I don’t like the guy, and I doubt if most of this would actually get done, but please, it’s better than the guy actively dismantling anything good we have and pushing us backwards
even if you’re in a state that swings dem and you think your vote doesn’t matter, it does. the popular vote tally means something even if the system is broken. Hillary got millions more votes and that was the voice of the people. vote even just to add to the tally of people against Trump because you know the numbers will hurt his vanity
And for all the “lesser of two evils” people out there who think a Biden victory means rewarding the Democratic party’s ongoing rejection of the left wing of the party, reminder that the alternative, GREATER of two evils, is THIS:
A new policy change to prevent trans women from accessing homeless shelters is teaching people how to police gender presentation and physical features just so the country can legalize a new way to get away with killing us.
This is the shit we would have four more years of if Biden loses.
Shelter workers may use “factors such as height, the presence (but not the absence) of facial hair, the presence of an Adam’s apple, and other physical characteristics which, when considered together, are indicative of a person’s biological sex,” the rule says.
If a homeless person appears too transgender for a homeless shelter, the shelter is allowed to ask them for proof of “biological sex.”
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/07/trump-administration-memo-explains-spot-transgender-woman/
Biden wasn’t even my fifth choice in the primaries. But we have to focus on the general now. There are only two possible outcomes this November. We’ve seen how one of them turned out for us, and we all know damn well it’s only getting worse, and getting worse faster. Do not forget that the other outcome is not just about Biden; there’s an entire Democratic platform that comes in with him, along with a complete 180 in White House staff, federal appointments, judicial confirmations, etc. And the judicial confirmations ALONE are a huge deal. If you are somehow NOT convinced that Biden would be better for us than Trump, I need you to understand the existential threat of these words:
Losing Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat to another Brett Kavanaugh.
Do NOT let your ideological purity put us through THAT.
Anything lesser than the evil we have now is a rejection of how far right the Overton Window has been dragged the last few years. Don’t forget how much we stand to lose if we don’t live to fight another day.
Vote for your life.
^^This is how you ensure generations of more and worse Trumps in the future. “Ideological purity” has nothing to do with rejecting the Democratic Party’s ongoing slide to the right. That’s a straw man trumpeted by those misguided people too shortsighted to see how they, themselves, created the system in which Trump was even able to be considered a viable candidate. Pragmatism, avoiding future Trumps, has everything to do with it. We didn’t get Trump in 2016 because of anything that happened in 2015 or 2016. We got Trump in 2016 because in 1992, shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded said, “This is the wrong time for your ideological purity! We CAN’T RISK another four years of Bush!” We got Trump in 2016 because in 2008, shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded said, “This is the wrong time for your ideological purity! We CAN’T RISK McCain/Palin!” We got Trump in 2016 because in 2012, shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded said, “This is the wrong time for your ideological purity! We CAN’T RISK Romney/Ryan!” If we get Trump again in 2020, it’ll be because in 2016, shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded said, “This is the wrong time for your ideological purity! We CAN’T RISK Trump!” In 2032, when we get someone who makes Trump look as benign as Trump makes George W. Bush look (remember when GWB seemed like the worst possible President? Doesn’t look so bad now, does he?) it will be the fault of shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded, who made sure it was possible. YOU DON’T ENABLE AN ADDICT. If you care about them, you *LET THEM HIT BOTTOM* SO RECOVERY CAN FINALLY BEGIN. Why people have such a hard time understanding this eludes me. Shortsighted people like @thecuckoohaslanded are like the abused spouse who argues it’s better to put up with the abuse forever, than to risk the short-term loneliness and difficulty of leaving the abuser for good and starting a truly better life. Yet every four years, the foolhardy and shortsighted fall for the same trick, yet again, and say, “Now’s not the time to make a stand” or “I don’t want to throw away my vote”. Fast forward a couple of decades, and because nobody ever made a stand, a white supremacist Presidential candidate can boast “I could go out onto 5th avenue and start shooting” his fellow Americans, support violence at his rallies, and brag about sexual assault, and none of it is a disqualifier. All because every four years, too many Democrats were too cowardly to put a stop to it. And if you think that that downwards spiral is over now, that it’s reached it’s nadir already, you’re wrong. It’s not even close. People like you thought so in 1992 and they were wrong, they thought so in 2000 and were wrong, they thought so in 2008 and they were wrong, and you’re wrong now. Because you’re not willing to stop it. You’ll never stop an accelerating race to the bottom by voting for it every four years. That’s foolishness.
So, what do you want to do? Do you want to stop it, do you want to fix the system, or do you want it to continue long-term because you’re too concerned about the next 4 years and and not at all concerned with the next 20, because you’re too afraid of the short-term pain that MUST come with fixing the system? You’re trying to avoid 4 more years of Trump? I’m trying to avoid 40 more. So don’t you cast your aspersions on me. You clearly don’t even understand the problem.
I’m sorry, I’m just tired of being dishonestly accused of “ideological purity” when in fact my view are based in practicality and pragmatism. Calling that “ideological purity” is a lie, a deliberate attempt to mislead, by those too ignorant or emotionally immature to face the fact that, just like in dealing with an addict or abuser, the far-and-away best road forwards for the long term may in fact, in the short term, be the more painful one. If you care about the future of this country, grow the hell up. Or, at least, stop lying about what those of us who see more clearly than you actually believe. “Ideological purity”. Fuck you and your strawman insults. If you can’t understand what we believe, LEARN, don’t just make things up. don’t just insult us with strawman arguments. That’s what the Trumps of this world do and your tactic here is no better than theirs. And I’ll say it again: if you vote for Biden, you’re voting for the President 20 years from now who makes us think “god, Trump was nowhere near as bad as we thought”, just like the people who voted for neoconservative, corporatist Democrats for the last 25 years were the ones who made it possible for someone as odious as Trump to ever have a viable shot at the Presidency. That’s going to be YOUR FAULT. Think about this: Twice before, and now a third time, the major parties successfully got “Democrat”-registered voters to willingly vote for a candidate who was, except for a narrow range of wedge social issues, more conservative than Ronald Reagan. And in 2036 or 2040, you’ll gladly be voting for “Democrats” who’ll be far more conservative than GWB was or Trump supposedly is (because he’s not actually), because they guy who was in office in 2032 was THAT bad. And you’ll never appreciate the irony that that guy only had a shot because YOU FEARMONGERING EVERY 4 YEARS FOR 20 YEARS WAS WHAT ENABLED IT HAPPENING. You carried out their agenda perfectly, every four years, for decades. You made sure the trend never had to change. You made sure the addict never had to recover. A vote for Biden is, simply for pragmatic, practical (NOT “ideological”) reasons, the worst thing you could possibly do to the future of this country in 2020. Some of us are concerned with the whole future. History doesn’t end in just 4 years. And if you think Biden’s platform planks during a campaign somehow outweigh his established record of nearly 50 years, you’re a fool, period. You’re actually fooled by his lip service to the left? The amnesia of the American voter, on both sides of the aisle, is astounding. You’re going to get exactly what you vote for. Not for the next 4 years, perhaps, but for the next 40, definitely. cc: @wilwheaton
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i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair
I’m voting for him
Some of these are legitimately good takes
who is she
woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia
She’s our most famous cryptid
The bae in the bay
The Chesapeake Bae
Vintage Girl Scouts of America ‘Brownie’ pocket knife
We really need to go back to giving six year old girls knives to carry everywhere
Knives for kids is still OK in some places.
Here’s “My First Opinel”…
…and here’s a neat kitchen set which would have been just the business when I was about 6. The finger-guard is even held with the proper fingertips-back grip for when a guard isn’t available, so establishes a good safety habit.
As it was, I learned how to handle grown-up kitchen knives without protective extras. I also learned, quite soon afterwards, where the Elastoplast (Band-Aid, in the US) was kept and how to put one on single-handed while keeping the other hand elevated.
After all (and with a big tip of the hat to @adi-fitri, who drew the original cartoon)…
I learned many Important Lessons, such as (1) “knives are always sharp, including blunt ones”; (2) “sharp knives are easier to use than blunt ones”; (3) “blunt knives need extra effort”; (4) “when blunt knives slip, that extra effort sends them where they’re not expected” and so on…
Sharp knives are safer. Not safe. They’re not meant to be safe, as anyone who uses them carelessly will find out.
(NB, in our kitchen the Elastoplast is on the shelf beside the kettle. Just so you know…)
I would marry this man
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This man is galaxy brain
I love him. I would marry him and I’m a lesbian.
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Post is broken, people
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If I ever stop talking to you & remove you from my life, I hope you understand how hard it was for me. I have a bad habit of holding onto the little bit of good in ppl, no matter how bad they clearly are for me. So if I don’t fw you anymore, it’s bc you pushed me past my limits