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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

neenarchive

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

elektrashocktherapy

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

eriebasin

An early-Victorian cluster ring with an array of old mine cut diamonds set in a silver topped 18K yellow gold mounting with intricate black enamel decoration on the shoulders. Weighs 3.9 grams.

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saltoncity

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

tpwrtrmnky

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

tpwrtrmnky

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

lizardlicks

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

mrsandman42069

allaboutrings

Vintage 14k Gold Floral Jade Ring

treecitysessions

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

treecitysessions

digiweed

yes

paper-mario-wiki

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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en-tailsgaythings

y'all need to watch this this pride month

werewolfoffeverswamp

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

captchacomics

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

can we bring back captcha comics

kushblazer666

jasper-rolls

honeyslim

No offense but these are absolute classic images

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oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

sludgebitch

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

sludgebitch

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

teaboot

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

bogleech

thedreamthieves

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.