Wake me up when fictional boys become real

I love my cat. she/her. 22. Of Chinese descent.

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[ethicalmemes]

I try to find their passions interesting #EthicalMemes

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

[karrakazz]

this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[goyism]

[hades-pa]

jaskier: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

geralt, whispering to ciri: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

ciri, too good too pure: Because I have little hands!

geralt, tired dad TM: Because she has little hands

[gardevoir]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

[liberalsarecool]

Politics should not be for sale.

[gringx]

because who tf is singing happy birthday twice?

~(stay safe yall)~

[sagihairius]

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

[jyslacefront]

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[kakyoiin]

[shinosarna]

Unpopular opinion

“Skyrim runs on everything” meme is just a shitty knockoff of “Doom runs on everything”. But less funny because people DO genuinely actually get Doom running on toasters and ATMs in real life.

All those pictures are 100% real and unedited.

[socialistexan]

Here are some more of my favorites:

And of course, playing Doom inside of Doom

[splodey-goat]

“Skyrim is being ported to X” is funny because the implication that Bethesda is trying to squeeze blood from a stone by somehow convincing you you should buy it a 20th time on a ridiculous device

“Hey I got X to run Doom!” is funny because it’s just how computer science majors be and they actually fucking did it, y’all.

[lesbianralzarek]

capitalism vs passion

[frottinq]

[bluenos3]

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[sauronnaise-deactivated20260515]

Legolas: Ada, let's make one thing clear, you cannot be better looking than the bride.

Thranduíl: Why not?

Legolas: Because!