Little Queer Turtle

I am a person, i post writing stuff along with myct things, so have fun ig? All pronouns, (even neo's) so feel free to drop by!

[haunted-joystix]

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[littlequeerturtle]

AAAAAAAAAA BOO LOOKS SO PRETTTYY!

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

[amygdalae]

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

[flopsy-art]

*WWHEEZEE*

[wilwheaton]

[phantomrose96]

Day 286 of quarantine I have discovered www.webstaurantstore.com

It is, I BELIEVE, a website intended to be used by restaurants for bulk ordering food and utensils. And this is bringing me such unbounded delight scrolling through and recognizing that I, a single individual, ALSO can order ridiculous obscene enormous offensive-to-all-common-sensibilities shipments of BULK FOOD, to my LITTLE LITTLE APARTMENT, for PENNIES on the dollar. I have this god given power to flood my entire living space with bulk grains and it is one single button click away from my reality.

30 POUNDS of chocolate for $100. 20 POUNDS of peas for $13?? $13!!!! I will wake up every single morning from now on knowing that a box of donuts and a sack of dried split peas heavy enough to bodily injure someone both carry equal monetary weight. 25 POUNDS OF ONION POWDER for $50. Do you understand the enormity? the accessibility? the potential here? With the single click of the button I can put myself in a position of bequeathing more than a humanly comprehensible amount of onion powder in my will. AND IT WOULD ONLY COST ME $50 TO MAKE THIS A REALITY.

But what gets me

What truly gets me

is the 50 POUND BAG OF RICE 

FOR LESS THAN $20

Do you know how much that kills me? How much I’m losing my mind? that I can order MYSELF WORTH OF RICE for something to the tune of $50? I can OUT-RANK MYSELF WITH RICE, DEMOCRATICALLY OVERRULE MYSELF WITH RICE, IN MY OWN APARTMENT for the fucking PENNIES that is $50

I’m so sorry for the normal person I’ll be after quarantine because the cabin-fever version of me I’m inhabiting right now is perhaps just uninhibited enough to follow through on this dream I’ve just discovered of out-ricing myself.

[closet-keys]

real talk though, if you had a large number of people in your community who wanted a particular food item and couldn’t afford it (for instance if you’re in a food desert and need produce or if you’re a part of a large disabled and/or overworked community who all need prepared frozen food), you could pool funds and get an order from a supply store like this.

it requires organizing for finance management, ordering, transport, and distribution, but if you build a stable mutual aid network, it’s genuinely within the realm of possibility.

[anarchopuppy]

This idea is called a buyers club (or buying club, buying coop, etc) and it’s a great time-tested method of mutual aid. And there are guides and tools for starting your own at managemy.coop

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I know a couple people who buy things in bulk, split them up in little bags or jars, and put them in the dozen Little Free Pantries around town. Rice, peas, beans, whatever. For pennies, they may be feeding a few dozen people every week. Imagine how many people could be dedicated more people do this.

If you can afford it, consider doing the same.

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

This seems lit tbh. Communal kitchens and food services for the win

[yeehawpim]

a comic about different types of storytellers

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[embervoices]

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

[tamamita]

Fucking lol

[maxknightley]

israel’s slide towards despotism:

[tamamita]

[thehmn]

[rat2rrj]

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

[ashensamurai]

i would’ve said something philosophical cause my mind did some real good thinking but then i realized i was reblogging this from amongussexgif and then i lost all the moral and philosophical things i had just thought

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

:) hello friend

[kaftan]

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lizardlicks]

OKAY YEAH I REMEMBER THIS ONE Basically it came from a survey done by Bank of America.  Of only their customers.  Of only those customers that had a long term savings account with them.  And only surveyed 1500 of them.  And that, friends, is how statistics is used to lie!!

[pangurbean]

Always ask who ran the survey, the study, the poll, ask how many people were involved, and ask about the breakdown of the demographics.

[lovelivingmydreams]

As someone who had to study statistics, this is important to know. So important that it’s one of the first things they taught me. “You can prove anything with statistics.”

[byeflexual]

“You can prove anything with statistics.”

[xserpx]

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[flatfishes]

In honor of 50k notes this post is dedicated to the queer identity that makes you specifically the most uncomfortable

[littlequeerturtle]

Here’s my guide on how to make friends:

Scope out the cool kids in your class that you’d like to befriend

Sit by them

Evesdrop on their conversation until you hear something interesting

Enter the conversation by stating a fun fact or your interest in said thing

When class discussions come around, try to group up with someone in the group. It doesn’t have to be someone directly in it, but should be close

Be cool and chill so the person likes your company

When they discuss probable group activities, say that it sounds cool

Get invited by the person you discussed with in step 6

9: attend the event

10: profit!

[adventurecomics]

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

[cloudchomps]

Tony Hawk

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

TONY HAWK

[littlequeerturtle]

Tony Hawk?

[i-am-a-snom]

Do any of you have disabilities either physical or mental?

How do you think it has effected your life? If at all?

What would you say has helped you the most with getting through it/working with it?

You don't have to answer these if you don't want to but I was just curious.

[littlequeerturtle]

Adhd- It has affected the way I learn, because I was always considered "smart" for picking things up really quickly when it was my adhd going "yummy! information!" and as I got into high school and got more work, I wasn't always able to pick it up as fast, and my self esteem would go down and then I wouldn't do my work because of it, and then my grades would go down- it was a cycle. I got meds and accommodations later in highschool and it was what pulled me out of the cycle.

[theriverbeyond]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

[lady-harrowhark]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. two handed sword

[fortjester]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. eight close range shots from a carbine rifle

[rosiefingereddawn]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. heart/ chest cavity explosion

[carys-the-ninth]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. disintegrate at a molecular level

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[thydungeongal]

You know what Tumblr, I don't think this one deserves to be found

[sunnyvicky]

Image ID:

The "Post without tags?" Tumblr poppup. It says "Adding tags to your posts helps people find them", and the options to click on it are "Post" and "Add tags"

End ID

[alexseanchai]

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.

—James Nicoll