Andy Hyde

Is dead inside

[scotianostra]

Baws

[deezoheezo]

THIS is what ‘Boys will be boys’ should be

[pyrothorax]

the fucking HOOLAHOOP

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[littlespritesworld]

Head cannon accepted

[doctorhoe]

same energy.

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[hollowboobtheory]

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

[leviathan-supersystem]

boy oh boy sure am glad that during this crisis I get to experience Capitalist Plenty

and not Socialist Deprivation

[leviathan-supersystem]

rlly makes u think

[snottsniff]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 50 years on and Vietnam is still beating America’s ass !!!!!!!!!!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

uh huh

[undeadwill]

You know how china lies?

Vietnam does the same shit.

[knifefightscene]

I live in vietnam and the number is actually that low lmao vietnam has closed down schools and universities and started online learning since feb. they have praticed social distancing and lock down for 20 days now. The government literally spent billions to put tourists in quarantine for free to health check them everyday for fourteen days to make sure community spread doesn’t happen. They’re willing to risk the economy as long as the people are safe. Like you do know vietnamese people have access to the internet right???

[freemonker]

Population differences you people, America has significantly more people total

[leviathan-supersystem]

wow you’re such a genius, if only there were statistics for the number of cases per million people so we could scale it to population size, such as here:

can any mathematicians tell us whether 3 or 3,379 is the larger number? can any number wizards help us out on that one

[heir-of-the-founders]

The lengths that people go to to try and force the idea that the us is great are just astounding really

[codasoliz]

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

[gooberascendant]

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

[theroguefeminist]

the dad jokes are evolving

[passion-of-l0vers]

THE ORIGINAL POST!!!

[littlespritesworld]

I never thought I'd see the original post

[animal-factbook]

[faggottt]

science side of tumblr pls explain  

[littlespritesworld]

Fluff Hold balloon. Fluff does not want balloon. Balloon go away.

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[systlin]

Many of the notes here are saying “But women used to have kids earlier”

Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead. 

That’s five mothers in a century. 

Fifty mothers in a thousand years. 

One hundred mothers in two thousand years. 

That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture. 

Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization. 

You are never so far from your ancestors as you think. 

[esper-aroon]

Okay but “x mothers ago” is the best damn dating system, and I’m gonna use it SOMEWHERE.

[momspren]

I was not PREPARED

[wedge-hitch]

“You are never so far from your ancestors as you think”

[mediaeval-muse]

Ok, but now I’m thinking about how this can be an interesting way to think about time. Like… how do we measure time? How has patriarchy shaped our relationship to time and history? I want to think more!

[mediumsizedboy]

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

[mediumsizedboy]

Rest in Fucking Pease…

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[babyanimalgifs]

[switching-to-glide]

Can’t reblog this enough.

[bluestatesaint]

Not the way I figured it would turn out, but I learned something here.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is called Trophic Cascade in ecology.

[mierac]

This was controversial when they released the wolves, as I recall. There were complaints about the wolves being dangerous to tourists, that they would actually damage the park and kill so much wildlife no one would want to go anymore. 

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[elemeno-pee]

What the shit

[littlespritesworld]

The forbidden drink

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lais-noire-deactivated20260601]

More miracles baby

[kateispenguin11]

we’re doing it jic

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[littlespritesworld]

This is literally the best bonding thing to do with new people. Or of you're talking tp your boo or someone you like but run out of stuff to say

[firefox-official]

[myslightobsessions]

that’s how they made the missing persons ads

[firefox-official]

wow maybe i shoulda thought of that it woulda been a really funny joke