Stuff 'n Stuff

Stuffy McStuff-stuff stuffed stuff into stuff and was stuffing stuff into stuff for stuff. -McStuffinmyer

[e-rose]

[cannedvampirejuice]

I'm making a piss skull after work

[cannedvampirejuice]

here is how to make my favorite stupid drink ever, Piss Skull. step one, get a skull.

Any skull will do but the whole point of this is to drink it from a skull. Step two, ice cream. Any kind of vanilla. I like French the most so that's what I'm using.

Next is Alcohol. this step changes depending on my mood. The first and most common one I make uses Malibu, but sometimes I use a plain or vanilla vodka. When I want to get fucked up sometimes I use both vodka and Malibu. The ice cream covers up a lot of the alcohol taste.

And the final step: pineapple juice. This is what gives the Piss Skull it's name, because the ice cream makes it look frothy like disgusting troll piss. Enjoy Piss Skull.

Optionally, you can stir it. You'll lose the troll piss effect but it'll melt the ice cream better so you don't end up with chunks at the end (which I usually like but this skull has a straw so I don't want that today)

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

[wouldyoufuckthistaur]

Centaur Minerva, female, from Book Of Yog!

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[ely-lilac]

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

[unagi-eel]

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

[auberylis]

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl

[diamondbrickz]

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the ytp bar

[creatures-5]

@professionalchaoticdumbass

[depsidase]

[hoodrobbing]

[daniela--anna]

Miniature di Mara Swelt

[callmestannismaybe]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[deadgenerations]

It feels impossible to overestimate how fucking stupid these people are

[nullconvention]

It feels insane how these guys are genuinely some of the most malicious, cruel, heartless people on earth for whom needless cruelty is not just the point but their reason for living but they are also so, so stupid.

[cumaeansibyl]

In lieu of an image description I will link to the full article:

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5794447-graham-trump-iran-us-bases-middle-east/

Please don't just post screenshots of unsourced information. This turned out to be real but it could easily have been faked.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[depsidase]

[adobe-outdesign]

Reddit user Mixel34P created a website to see if every Pokemon is someone's favorite:

Declare your favorite Pokémon and help fill our collective Pokédex! Discover which Pokémon are loved by trainers worldwide.

At this point every Pokemon has been claimed, but I highly recommend checking it out and reading through the comments on your favs

[capnportofficial]

some of my fave responses

[toastyglow]

so weird to have a doctor tell you "you can't go against mother nature, you can't improve on the things god already made for a specific purpose". my guy that's your whole JOB. sir you're wearing GLASSES.

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]