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hey there! welcome to my blog. I'm just a little man with an unstoppable urge to be like a worm and consume rocks and dirt. I wanna be just like those wiggly little guys im 26 and a nuisance insta: livemarilie

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[pluviofleur]

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

[pluviofleur]

[virtualgirladvance]

many of you definitely

[howieduet]

I need to know if they sold more Mommy or Daddy shirts.

[virtualgirladvance]

i should have linked the post but here is what you wanted ^_^

reddit post

[birdplushie]

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

[junestrings]

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

[junestrings]

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

[headspace-hotel]

every year of restoring native plants I see a great increase in the insect populations, and loads of new insects i never saw before (all of them harmless--the insects that are harmful or parasitic on humans are the main ones being unaffected by the decrease in insect populations)

(a large part of) the problem is Plant Sameness. we must restore plant diversity

[b0nkcreat]

"this dragon is hungry and cannot be bred" IDGAF. YOU CAN WAIT. GET IN THAT DAMN NEST

[b0nkcreat]

THIS POST IS ABOUT FLIGHT RISING.SORRY

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[swagdinner]

partially putting a teaspoon into my undine girlfriend and marvelling at how refraction bends it

[swagdinner]

carrying a plastic straw with me and taking little sips out of my undine girlfriend while she's not looking

[swagdinner]

going to the hardware store with my undine girlfriend because she's into boilerplay

[swagdinner]

going for a walk in the rain with my undine girlfriend and she starts raining under our umbrella because she thinks it's funny

[swagdinner]

taking my undine girlfriend to the pool and everyone watches in horror as the water level slowly starts to recede

[swagdinner]

proposing to my undine girlfriend using a gold laced bucket

[swagdinner]

showing my undine girlfriend a picture of a Night Elf and she starts boiling and steaming

[swagdinner]

using the aforementioned plastic straw to blow bubbles inside my undine girlfriend

[swagdinner]

going to mickey dees and letting my undine girlfriend absorb all the fries she wants #feminism #monsterfucking

[swagdinner]

taking a shower with my undine girlfriend sexy style and she disappears entirely because she's a water spirit made out of pure water! what a shit load of fuck!!

[swagdinner]

every damn day my undine girlfriend tells me that she's So Wet~~ and I'm like babyyy stop teasing meeee that's normal for you. that's every day for you because you're water

[swagdinner]

my undine girlfriend was being a brat so I yanked on her collar and it went straight through her and wetly plopped down on the floor

[lizardsfromspace]

What do you mean Tubi dropped a whole line of pride merch. What do you mean they're giving it away and it's all sold out already. What do you mean it looks like this

[creatingblackcharacters]

FIRST PERSON TO BE FUNCTIONALLY CURED’ OF SICKLE CELL VIA GENE THERAPY!!!

Black man named Daniel Cressy!! (23) in Louisiana has been the first person cured!! (Happy Black News!!!)

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[queenofthearos]

Manning Family Children’s makes history as Louisiana’s first Sickle Cell Disease gene therapy patient rings the bell

23-year-old Daniel Cressy celebrated this remarkable milestone surrounded by Governor Jeff Landry, Congressman Troy Carter, Mayor Helena Mor

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[licensedproldier]

absolutely incomprehensible screenshot

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

[castronomicalmistakes]

these tags lmfao

[furupops]

These tags by parkersgeorg are necessary to include actually 💅

#NO BUT THE THING IS! #he figured it out because the army was SHIT AT HIDING IT #he worked in intel! he had access to ALL the necessary elements #to understand it quickly #but that also meant he was under heavy surveillance himself #which is why his efforts to understand the truth were immediately noticed #and since he knew the army was rotten to the core there was no reason for the homunculi to 1) not try to kill him 2) bother being stealthy #lust tried to kill him IN HQ #and the thing is. it was clever of him to leave and try calling mustang from a phone booth #so the line wouldn't be tapped #but like... he'd already tried calling mustang and they knew that. #so had envy not caught up to him before he made the call #they wouldve assumed he'd managed to reach mustang #in a way dying in that phone booth was the best move hughes could make #to protect his allies #had he gotten the information out the homunculi would have disbanded mustang's team MUCH earlier #and after hughes came so close to spreading the truth #they made it MUCH HARDER to find #but also much harder for themselves to realize who was figuring it out and by what means #basically hughes was on easy mode #his death put everyone in hard mode. his allies AND his enemies #man fma is good #fma

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love