You look tall.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[eroscestlavie]

happy pride

[placesandpalaces]

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[dollgirllandsknecht]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[hansolostrickedoutweedvan]

They mean every timeline

[1anonyymous1]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[rob-pattinson]

dreaMEMEs do come true!

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[laurenthemself]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!

[shrewreadings]

Not fucking ignoring this, last 2 years have sucked. 🤬🤬

Goat burned, reblogging him face, so far not dead. Good luck!

[surroundedbybooks]

Reblogging him face whether it’s good luck or no, because him has a very cute face

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[glittersokka]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[100493503004422]

having good blogs follow you is a lot of pressure when you’re annoying

[starboymuse]

boyfriends

[yummyfoooooood]

Crispy Pork Belly Burger

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[huffylemon]

[gunsandhugs]

Pls watch this

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I JUST SCREAMED

[ground-zoro]

Took me longer than I'd have liked to get this.

[foulserpent]

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything