Livingkin

[dajo42]

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

[llemonliz-blog]

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

probably the best show ever created

[anostalgicnerd]

[cactous]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

[vampmissedith]

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around the bush, she didn’t lie and say she was taken—she just said no.

One day, in third period, after being rejected several times, he said; “I have a gun in my locker. If you don’t say yes, I am going to shoot you in seventh.”

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[stunningpicture]

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…

[mcatpink]

my sister and i were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and i got distracted

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

So you're from italy?? HAha soo cool xx I've been to an italian restaurant once with my parents and they ordered calzone, but I preferred ordering pasta :) xx

Haha and then what ;)

[voodoobae-deactivated20131216]

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

[fuglypudding]

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

[scenekidding]

The elemelons

[greelin]

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

[kushlungs666]

It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

[greelin]

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

[bakedbutters]

[ebaecheap]

2003 MTV Movie Awards

[mattydontstart]

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

[oknope]

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

[bite-inhibition]

[4gifs]

[nicholas-vile-blog]

No fucking way

[livingkin]

The grace of the feline species, ladies and gentlemen.

[on-cloud-mine-deactivated201804]

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

[littleanimalgifs]

[marypussypoppins]

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn