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Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

let's see if this works. this contains randomised ingredients from various recipes, including: chocolate chip cookies, banana Nutella pancakes, lemonade, orange juice, carrot cake, homemade pizza, curry chicken, cornbread with bacon and cheese, and probably some other combinations possible in there

Rules of the game: pick the first 5 ingredients that the wheel gives you. Are you COOKING or are you COOKED? Comment in the tags

glass-expanse

Flavor wise, this would be... fine. Not bad. However, I'm not sure how this would do from a culinary science perspective... Could be runny. I'm thinking what I would try to do is mix the flour and mineral water together until smooth, then let it set for an unreasonable amount of time to dry it some maybe. Then I would try to layer it with the butter over and over again, putting chocolate chips in between the layers, then rolling it up, slicing it into rounds, and baking on a cookie sheet. I would spread the nutella on top of a finished pinwheel and eat it.

itseasytoremember

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

the-haiku-bot

Then the nurse comes out

of the room. I go “hey, who

is that picture of?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

interlockingpatches

Goat Idea Badge (cotton thread, interlocking crochet)

livlearnsherlore

Adorable

snoopylovessoup

ballsnack

YOU WANT A WEIRD PAINTING UP ON YOUR WALL YOU WANT IT YOU WANT IT

I am still in a financial position where I am motivated to try and get rid of some of these gd paintings I have accumulated over the years!

Buy one of my paintings and help out a starving artist in need :')

All paintings shown are acrylic on canvas (except for the round one, that's on wood) and are reasonably hang-on-your-wall sized (DM for specific dimensions). Paper drawings can be shipped as is or matted for cost of materials.

If there happens to be anything on my page that you would be interested in buying which is not shown above, I'm open to selling that as well!

Will ship paintings by mail directly to you, accepting payment over Venmo. Can only ship within the U.S. Shipping costs estimated to be between $50-$100. Please contact if interested!

grootficguy

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

dogpuppy

liquidpaperfoundation1

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

cryptid-on-a-string

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

thatguyvitor

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

silly-detector

"The late bird gets the much cooler 'night worm'"

"only 'bird' that gets MY 'night worm' is my very pun ctual wife!"

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

this post contains:

1 clown!

4 mimes!

the-haiku-bot

Mercury Venus

Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn

Nuranus Weptune

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dragon-in-a-fez

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it