llamas random shit posts

hi, im llama. my pronouns are she/her but im cool with they them pronouns too. im a pan acesexual  who like drawing, video games, baking and talking about weird ass shit. also of your post is in another languge i will reply in that language. i do not speak any of them, but i will learn. PREPARE FOR RANDOM SHIT POST FOR YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

[drmelking]

The Pitt + text posts (2/?)

[losdibujitos]

Un cuervo con tenis 🐦‍⬛👟

[useless-zoofacts]

6 zoo myths that arent true

[cephalopodvictorious]

Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.

Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating. 

[coffeeandufos]

This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.

[lovedrugsandfanfic]

This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.

[princessofharte]

Remember: Sea World is not a zoo and doesn’t really care about animals unless they can make a profit. Fuck Sea World.

Alternatively, Busch Gardens does care for their animals.

[jannas-little-theatre-kid-deact]

THIS. I sometimes think many posh vegans do not realize this.

[probably-ace-ok]

On seemingly small enclosures— let me remind everyone that humans, a species that originally evolved as persistence hunters and that has spent most of its history as nomadic hunter-gatherers, are perfectly fine spending most of their time within relatively small spaces such as apartments and houses so long as they can get in the occasional walk.

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

[stephanemiroux]

Here are the thieves btw:

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

im actually physically ill

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

reminder that many children are funneled specifically to Christian families and communities for the same reasons they always have: destroy culture, stack votes, add bodies to communities that otherwise wouldn’t hold majorities. it is literal, actual trafficking.

[trashmouse]

This is a part of genocide.  Removing the children from their parents, who generally desperately love and want to raise them, and placing them with white American families is a way to erase their culture from existence without the ugliness of directly killing children.  But it’s still ugly, and it cares nothing for the actual welfare of the child.

[ameliapondthehistoryqueen]

Another way in which the US is already like the Handmaid’s Tale

[babygirlgirlgirl-deactivated202]

Im scheduling this post for 2023 , so Carlos will be old enough to know about his past when he finds this post…

[prismatic-bell]

These people are fucking monsters.

[ruffboi-mags]

Posting this with text of his adoptive name, Jamison Moser, so that with any luck this post will show up if he googles himself in the future.

[decamarks]

YOU CAN EAT HIM

[scienceisfood]

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[cool-ghoul]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[sandersstudies]

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[thejeksburyguy]

Family doesn’t have to be blood related.

Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.

[featherfrond]

yasss this makes me happy like nothing else lol

[ultimatebottom69]

The mother better be an alcolic once it’s done

[llamagirl560]

God I wish I was there. My younger cousins were obsessed with the movies so I have the song memorized.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.

[komipacket]

Boo bitch

[hollow-knight-fights]

Round 6: Semifinals

Shade VS Sibling

Shade

Sibling

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

Why vote Shade?

It's you!

It's a dynamic enemy!

Symbolism!

Just a guy!

Why vote Sibling?

It's you but different!

They deserve one win

Symbolism (sad)

Look at them

[hollow-knight-fights]

FINAL DAY!!!! Let’s get this to 200+ votes!!!!

[hollow-knight-fights]

Round 6: Semifinals

Boofly VS Mosscreep

Boofly

Mosscreep

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

Why vote Boofly?

Gentle giant

Just floating around

Occupational hazard: just a guy

Round

Why vote Mosscreep?

"MOSSCREEP IS SO BRAVE AND STRONG" -anonymous

"It makes the most wonderful-est sound when awoken. And when it starts crawling through the undergrowth it doesn't even attack you. The little guy is just chilling and doesn't want anything with you. It's marvelous." -anonymous

Also round

Baby (green)

[hollow-knight-fights]

FINAL DAY!!!! Let’s get this to 200+ votes!!!

[sixpenceee]

Pink-necked Green Pigeons eat mainly fruits. Their colourful attire allows them to blend perfectly in the foliage of fruiting trees. It is found in Cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Myanmar, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[madasross]

Scheduling for every year

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[kaijuno]

He still off the shits

[suzie-bee]

a little thing i made based on this here post by @redstonedust about jimmy involuntarily and slowly turning into a toy because a god so willed it. quite a fun concept :)

[sadizmas]

DO HIM NEXT

[dragonsingondolin]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[xylophonetangerine]

L + ratio + no recruits + keep malding