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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@llovemeagain1997
stay home doesnt equal stay inside PLEASE step out your door and stand in the sunshine if at all possible. open your windows and get fresh air. if you can, take an appropriately distanced walk, jog, skate, whatever in your neighborhood.
its so important to both physical health and mental state
But that said it doesn’t mean go to the store to buy a fake plant and clothing and be rude to the essential workers. So if you do have to go out be nice.
You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.
Probably
Teachers: *give me 2 online classes in one day*
Me, after: I will need at least 4 hours of sleep now
Me: talks to people at work
Friends: you wanna hang out this weekend?
Me: broken internet noises
I wonder if anyone in the community is actually named Karen
Karen’s rise up!
Okay funny enough the day he started this joke I came home from work. A full day of nothing but Karen’s and they broke me and made me cry and then I come home to my sub box full of Seán aggressively yelling at Karen’s and made me laugh and made my day better.
WELCOME BACK SEAN!!! @therealjacksepticeye
When someone with a legit high quality blog starts following me.:
You say this but that’s all my blog is it’s bullshit
This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out.
I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear
Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.
I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”
In this household we respect Sean Mcloughlin and whatever happens in the future for the egos regardless how it ends. We will be patient and not jump to conclusions whenever there’s anything related to the egos. 
In this household we ALSO respect Thomas Sanders and whatever happens in the future for the Sides regardless of how it ends. We will be patient and not jump to conclusions whenever there’s anything related to the Sides.
In this household we fear Markiplier and his non structural egos but we respect them as well. We know he is pure nonsense and we accept that none of the ego plots line up and that’s okay. we will take whatever we can get nonsense and all.
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages
This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.
Good god, what year is it?
April
Supernatural: An Easter Summary
This is my favorite thing
I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL
I LOVE THIS POST I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT
HAPPY EASTER THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET
Happy Easter!!!
what if Marvin can only cast a spell like once a month so they all try to encourage him to be really careful about what he picks in case something bad happens but it’s the first of the month and he’s like “i want to dye my hair again i just decided” and Jackie’s like “lol okay I’ll get you some dye tomorrow if you still want to” and Marvin’s like “no :)” and comes out of his room five minutes later with his hair colored a stunning chartreuse
Jackie:
Marvin:
Jackie:
Marvin:
Jackie:
Marvin: look, YOU’RE the superhero in the family. I’m going to tell you right now to expect no help whatsoever from me if something happens
Jackie: thanks Marv
but it’s fun tho cause if he makes it to the end of the month or the moon cycle or whatever he picks something really fun! cause it’ll refresh soon!! so it’s like “i have summoned a box of pizza which will continue to make unlimited pizza for the rest of the week” or “Henrik go to work quick i got you ONE (1) dose of life-saving magic get your ass to the ER and find a cute baby to save” or “LOL MAGICAL PRANKS” or “congrats babes everyone in this house can now communicate telepathically for twenty-four hours” which turns out to be a DISASTER but is also really fun to look back and laugh about and make fun of Marvin for :) they have a good time with it when they have safe months
and it gives everyone a chance to look back and be like “yeah you know what nothing life-threatening happened or Marvin didn’t have any impulses strong enough to compel him and aren’t those two the same thing half the time anyway? i guess it was a good month after all :)”
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@llovemeagain1997 I’m the mule
I hate that I snorted at this but like why is this Literally us 😂
I just want to put it out there that my phone has been broken since last September and sometimes I get calls sometimes I don’t and when I do it generally scares me because most of the time it’s scammers. So if it’s important I need there to be a voicemail otherwise I’m gonna block the number and move on with my day... well I did this to amazon by mistake because my phone decided it was gonna show me the call and the voicemail 12 hours apart. Apple needs to stop trying to brake my phone every time I update it so we won’t have this issue.
Taller than Sean, Mark and Ethan.
Shorter than Sean, Mark and Ethan.
A tall hobbit.
The size of two mini freezers on top of each other
I’m the same height as Seán and I have proof.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.
it bothers me as someone with epilepsy that the world only knows “spazzing” seizures thank you for yeeting this on my dash and making me feel valid but also there’s more than the one kind. Like I have absence seizures to most it looks like I’m spacing out but chances are I’m having a seizure. What happens is my brain decides to stop functioning for a bit and do a reset and for me it’s caused my bright light loud noises and stress and lack of sleep. Which isn’t helpful when you’re anxiety is very high and you have insomnia. One doesn’t happen every time I’m around something that could trigger it it just kinda happens when my brain has had enough. How you handle these if you’re with someone that has this type is just contentiously talk to them in a calm tone I can not stress this enough do NOT yell at us we’re not ignoring you. If you yell it causes panic or at least it does for me. If I’m with a new friend I like to disclose my situation just in case something happens while I’m with them so they aren’t scared. but you don’t have to just be safe.
