Lobster Bee

More agile than a turtle, stronger than a mouse, nobler than lettuce.

[dollarstorepaint]

Martin Luther putting his 95 Theses on the Wittenberg Castle Church.

[masonyin]

Music Sushi

[official-bassoon]

Look! It’s me! (Though I don’t recommend you cronch me or any other bassoon lmao)

[mossworm]

Kid Pix

[pdlcomics]

Boo

[fridaybear]

How about a triplet of triplets!? BAZAM! Happy Friday, friends. Make your weekend a good one.

[thenatsdorf]

[eversongwoods-deactivated202001]

Wtf how is he so big

[204-moved-deactivated20201117]

he just has a really healthy diet

[sdzoo]

🎃 🐢 Watch the full video on YouTube

[sophiebegins]

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

[friends-first-deactivated201205]

[coolsaddad-blog]

How to tape up your hands before a fight

[coelasquid]

Useful reference?

[molecular-despot]

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

[coelasquid]

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

[angelicpaintbrush]

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

[incomprehensible-hogwash]

@warriormale @imfemalewarrior

[imfemalewarrior]

For any followers that might need to know how to do this! There are also Youtube tutorials you can watch if you find the above diagram confusing! 

Good luck in your training! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[mechanical-taco]

@warriorlesbian

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[tulipnight]

Love is in the Air by Hugo von Schreck

[pinkeslime]

@vilescorpio ;0;/

[cryhounds]

@lobsterbee

[lobsterbee]

@illbreeding-devilmonk AWWW

[wanpakupixels]

pizza

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[jaspurr]

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

[sprosslee]

Good advice

[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

[wicked-and-divine]

Old as the universe itself

[toadschooled]

What is a FRIEND?

Full of water

Red, yellow, or silver skin

In the soil

Exceptionally warty

Naked all the time

Dhungry

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

[lobsterbee]

@illbreeding-devilmonk