The Spookiest Fruit

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[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[rhube]

A wild ride:

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[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[familiaralien]

I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this

[beardedmrbean]

[sunnyonline]

THREE CHEERS FOR BREAD WITH BUTTER ON IT!!! WOO!!!! YEAAHH!!!!

[gothcostco]

looks bad michael

[gothcostco]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[dzgrizzle]

Time is a flat circle.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[maswartz]

[maswartz]

[pallegina]

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

[sunriseseance]

Right now my thoughts are with the family of Melissa Hortman, a democrat from Minnesota who was assassinated along with her husband and her dog in the dead of night. Senator Mike Lee (from Utah) made a joke about it. There was no moment of silence, no national response. MAGA extremism kills people.

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[silverjirachi]

I think it is critically important to this audio description that the sound tutter makes is adjacent to the wilhelm scream

[jpechacek]

AMA, I could use a distraction

[jpechacek]

The Space Needle (Robert Wun spring/summer 2024)

Columbia Center (Schiaparelli spring/summer 2024)

The Underground (Gareth Pugh spring 2008)

Central Library (Rahul Mishra spring 2024)

MoPOP (Maison Margiela fall 2020)

Fifth Avenue Theatre (Guo Pei spring 2019)

Smith Tower (Zuhair Murad spring 2023)

Rainier Tower (Viktor & Rolf autumn/winter 2022)

[jpechacek]

Cherry blossoms on the UW campus (Miss Sohee spring 2024)

The Pacific Science Center (Jean Paul Gaultier fall 2022)

Tahoma/Mt Rainier (Stéphane Rolland fall/winter 2024)

[jpechacek]

Elephant Car Wash (Valentino fall/winter 2021)

Gasworks Park (Xander Zhou fall 2024)

the Gum Wall (Moschino resort 2024)

[aboutoriginality]

[ferrousferrule]

For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle

[pretty-prince-lulu]

absolutely fucking wild to me that there's a bug that glows. like it's a real thing that is just Outside.

if you live somewhere where they're a thing, maybe it's unremarkable, but the concept is mindblowing to me lol

[naamahdarling]

The wonderful thing is that even if you live where they are a thing, they're still magical. They really are that wonderful. I promise we do appreciate them so so much!

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”