Matthew Cutler

i go to chick-fil-a pretty often

[russianblush]

well yes i do think ilya has impeccable and near perfect penmanship in both english and russian while shane’s handwriting is literally chicken scratch but ilya is fluent in shanes scribbles of course

[handsywoman]

fall in love again and again

[cloudabserk]

hollanov baby

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[reptile-girl]

porn will win

[runcibility]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[mashmouths]

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

[alexxuun]

If it’s any consolation, you’ll be hailed as a hero.

Stratt kept her promises about the statues :)

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[kaijuno]

Look at these koi

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog