Yo-Its-Matt, But Drunk!

Expect nothing less than impulsive and incoherent thoughts, for this is my drunkblog! Looking for anything other than that? Yr in the wrong place!!

[atanerrum]

some kind of sketch-doodle-artwork of bayonetta i've been picking at since 2024, i don't know anymore what i was trying to accomplish with it

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Do not quit alcohol cold turkey

Do not suddenly stop drinking alcohol as a new years resolution if you have been consistently using alcohol most days

Your body gets used to the presence of the alcohol as a sedative in your system

Suddenly removing the sedative you are chemically accustomed to is like suddenly removing the wall you are leaning on - you will topple over

You brain electricity gets overexcited

This causes seizures

This causes sudden onset dementia (Wernicke's encephalopathy)

This causes brain damage

If you use alcohol often (even in moderate amounts)

Or in large amounts

Or you have ever noticed you get shakey tremors and anxious when you stop drinking

Then your body is chemically dependant and you need to be very careful coming off alcohol otherwise you will cause brain damage

Slowly wean down the amount you drink over days or weeks

Talk to a doctor about your goals to quit and ask about support options

Medically supported withdrawal is a lot safer

If alcohol withdrawal goes badly there is a 15% chance it will kill you.

Do not go this alone

You deserve to be safe

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Please reblog this or other similar posts and talk about it with people around you

Support your friends to be safe

[felinesassosaurus]

Remember the Cold Turkey Rule:

Quitting drugs can make you feel like you're dying

Quitting alcohol can make you actually die

Do No Do This Alone

You Are Worth Helping

[tibli]

i would like to amend this with the fact that you absolutely CAN die from certain drug withdrawals, like opiates, for example. its not common, per se, but it certainly happens. i just dont like the idea of unintentionally perpetuating the myth that non-alcohol withdrawals wont kill you. ideally you shouldnt quit ANY addictive substance cold turkey, because addiction typically means your brain has been rewired to be chemically dependant on it

[kittycatmarie]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[segamascott]

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[birdsareblooming]

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

[twinkothydrake]

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[girlbloke]

voted time magazine’s most frightened little lamb of the year

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

[kathy-rah]

I hope this vampire bat running on a treadmill will make your day better

[m0th-t33th]

@bat-connoisseur

[transgender-chiroptera]

Found the study! They were seeing how their diet affected their metabolism while running because they're the only mammals (aside from the other species of vamps ofc) who are obligate hematophages! Pretty cool stuff ^w^

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[anarchblr]

what's going on people?

[roguesynapses]

general depression

[anarchblr]

hate the military

[anarchautistic]

So does general depression. Why do you think he's so morose

[anarchblr]

if he hated it he'd kill his commander-in-chief

[anarchautistic]

Unfortunately the commander-in-chief, five-star General Paranoia, is always alert for any threat to his person

[anarchblr]

orbital strike is always unlikely but never impossible

[anarchautistic]

He's got that exact quote as a wall poster with a kitten on it

[anarchblr]

well.... fuck....

[anarchblr]

gentrification is an endemic issue plaguing this wet cite

[the-haiku-bot]

gentrification

is an endemic issue

plaguing this wet cite

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inturningdivine]

Topless lego night

[yo-its-matt]

Nirvanna The Band The Show The YTP

[slygirlboy]

hey we wanna re-think this at all or

[shytreeking]

The crotch of the pants too.

[seshrat]

[peppermintquartz]

[groovymoonie]

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

[yo-im-drunk]

been in virginia lately, encountered some fries that were bleeding. normal cryptid encounter