The Second Coming of Logy-Doxy

Women want to fish near me. Play as me in your next D&D Campain [Human Variant : Barbarian STR-15 INT-15 WIS-15 DEX-14 CON-12 CHR-16]

[crazy-brazilian]

>smart sleep beds

americans are just crazy

[crazy-brazilian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[uchihakakashi]

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

[sunfang]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[the-real-seebs]

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"

[optionalcausality]

Okay, this is fantastic.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Definitely the second. I've seen this trend done by bored/confused folks, and the inflection is all wrong. This man *understands* the joke and has 10/10 charisma.

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[capitalwenisberry]

Monster Hunter is great because most of the time, there's at least a pseudoscientific explanation for how this monkey can breathe fire. And then there's the Elder Dragons. Even the scientists in the Monster Hunter world are like "we have no idea what this is or how it functions." Imagine if real animals were like that.

"Ah yes, this is the Giant Anteater. It has large powerful claws and a long flexible tongue to assist it in hunting ants and termites. And this is the Orbital Deathdrake; it summons meteors sometimes and we're still not sure why or how."

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[theonewhowanks]

[theonewhowanks]

[abiwaif]

The physics of balancing toys 🙃

[famouspainterwombat]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[grvstnaya-svka]

[grvstnaya-svka]

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: December 20th, 2015

[mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[nuchnibi-deactivated20211214]

https://twitter.com/skullmillione/status/1403028531311890433

[aurosoul]

Eldy Ring

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2013]

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

[castiel--for--king]

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

[ourglennrhee]

maybe

[tumblartifacts]

7/22/2013

[stonerzelda]

[wepon]

happy decade anniversary to this post