The Other Side Of The Story

[targent]

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

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what the fuck

[liorlenn]

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(Artist: http://linktr.ee/hwinn)

H.Winn Art & Design | Linktree

Visual Artist

[renicula]

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At last - we’re free

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Okay, headcanon: James Potter is classically a dick to one of Lily’s friends while trying to be funny and she gets mad at him. To try to make it up to her James sneaks into the restricted section after hours using the cloak. He remembers her talking about wanting to learn about something in an old book, so he finds the oldest book he can and takes it, presenting it to her. Obviously it’s an awful apology because it in no way rights any of the wrongs he did and she makes him apologize to her friend. Naturally she keeps the book though and reads it, learning of the existence of old magic and of cases where sacrifice and love have offered protection and safety to muggles and wizards alike, in some cases even against death. It is theorized that the sacrifice itself is a transfer of life energy and love is the catalyst that intensifies this energy enough to allow the transfer to happen. The book describes this as the oldest magic - pure magic. It can’t be taught, it can’t be purposefully used, it just happens. If the love is absolute and the sacrifice is justified, then pure, unadulterated magic just may present itself to change reality and steer fate back onto the right path.

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You either die Harry Potter or you live long enough to see yourself become Snape

[thebootydiaries]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

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Omg I said this once to some people and they all acted like they didn’t ever have that happen before! This is the most validating moment of my life.

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The Met Gala was lit

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My top favorite memes

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My sister thinks captain crunch discovered America

[perftag]

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

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Crying ‘til Morning

Big Soppy Diaper

On The Bottle

[showanus]

Concept: you are staring at the stars in the sky and you are at peace. You look to the trees. I am perched on a branch stroking a large lizard. You scream. It startles me and I fall. My leg is broken. My lizard is no where to be seen he has run off into the night. What have you done.

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Concept: I am staring at the Moon and thinking about cheese; at peace. I look to the trees And see you perched on a branch stroking a large lizard. There is a large woman with an equally large knife (my scale, not like the knife is the size of the woman), and I scream a warning in your general direction. It startles you and you fall, hitting many sharp and protruding branches on the way down. Your leg is surely broken. The afformentioned lizard had a parachute and is safely gliding to the Earth where he will surely scuttle under a rock or wherever lizards feel safest. I feel you blame me for this, as you should. I have saved your life, and will soon cash in said life debt. For now, I sip from a pudding cup. It’s chocolate.

[thebootydiaries]

concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and you start to choke. im running as fast i can with the Russian military yelling in my earpiece but i don’t speak Russian. i realize then that i had also poisoned myself. we are both yelling.

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Concept: you grab my watch and throw it on the ground. The springs fly out all over the place. There is a bed beneath us and it has springs in it. We both take a long sip of our smashed fruit drinks. Damn I love fruit drinks. Do I also love you? The thought of loving a garbage can makes me vomit in my mouth; I choke back the berries. You get scared and run away touching your ear and yelling. I try to call to you but you are just yelling so much. It is spring.

[thebootydiaries]

concept: u come over and i cook an apple for dinner. we are in love as we look at each other. a single tear hits the ground as i morph into an almond (slightly smaller than the average size). u are running as fast as u can.

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Concept: I'm invited over for a bountiful apple dinner. Apple is drugged with the good bad kind of popular drugs. I drop some water from my eye, you become a peanut sized almond as well. We can be together now, once I finally make the long trip from one end of the table to the other.

[meader]

We Need To Talk Podcast

Episode 14 - Pony Court (Jen)

Jen ‘Knockout’ E. tells us some amazing stories about dating, ponies, and Ron Jeremy. You know this has to be good.

https://www.buzzsprout.com/61972/422447-e14-pony-court-jen

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Hilarious! My little pony never looked so good.

[moderateclimates]

“Here, let me pick that book up for you. I can teach you so many things, baby. Like the Dewey Decimal System.” #sexylibrarian

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What's the Dewey Decimal System?

[justinpdrew]

[meader]

Wanna be on a podcast? Have a good dating story / breakup story? Hit me up! We record on Saturday and need some guests!!

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Yes please!

[meader]

Episode 12 - Greek Mythology II

Your heart must be racing because it is time for the long awaited sequel to our Greek Mythology conversation with B! (Don’t forget to like, share, and comment!)

https://www.buzzsprout.com/61972/417653-e12-greek-mythology-ii-b

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/we-need-to-talk/id1126497999?mt=2#episodeGuid=Buzzsprout-417653