[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[notallmensheviks]

[cockhunt]

[awwcutepets]

Happy World Turtle Day! This is my boi Pumpkin we’ve been pals since I was 6. He’s cool here on r/aww right?

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[br3adstic]

Why are we silent???

[sonicrainbooms]

we’re silent because we didnt know. thats the whole problem. how can we talk about a problem we literally dont know about because of a media blackout.

here are some links.

Shahd Khidir uses her platform to spread awareness 

Nahid Jabrallah tells DW about the sexual violence 

Authorities Are lying about the death toll

Government is killing people during an internet shut down

Central Committee of Sudan Doctors confirms that it’s still going (i linked their whole facebook for updates. these doctors are sided with the protestors) 

a lot of information is from the 3-4 of june but this appears to still be a problem. stay aware.

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[moonlightdiva-deactivated201512]

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

[charminglyantiquated]

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

Imma praising this

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I’ve reblogged this before BUT IMMA REBLOG IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING AMAZING

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[eatgeekstudy]

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

[ottpop]

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

[ghost-fetus]

During lunch I greet my friends by screeching as I approach them and honestly it makes me feel so much calmer after what I deal with in my morning classes

[jame7t]

wholesome on main

[jame7t]

absolutely caring on main

[jame7t]

images of my cat on main

[thatll-do]

fawning over your cat on main

[lord-kitschener]

I would die for your cat on main

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

[meladoodle]

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[lolitiserin]

Wow wow wow

So I have been in love with my best friend since the day I met him. It was killing me so I wrote him a note telling him everything even though he has a girlfriend. TURNS OUT he had feelings for me and gee wow I’m in a good mood

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me: