Ugh.

David. Chicago born and raised. Twenty three.

[urfaveisunfuckable]

Ok you want gossip? My stepsibling came out as trans and it’s killing me that I can’t roll up and be like hey guess what dad you actually got two of us, not just one, and be her cool enby big sibling without revealing that I faked my death a few years ago and actually just moved away. So I just have to sit here six towns over and hope she figures it out eventually. Luckily she’s smarter than our dad so like. Totally possible. Our other sister already did. I didn’t do a very good job of it according to her.

YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?

[rennothy-bo-bennothy]

God I love this website

[giygasbandicoot]

[vuelosola]

What your headache is tellin you

[vuelosola]

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

[thedaniverse]

Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines

1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better. 2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.

[depressed-alone]

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

[hughjidiot]

Reblogging the fuck out of this as someone who deals with headaches/migraines.

[chucksrus84]

These tweets are from Dara Kass. She's an MD. Please take her advice on how to deal with this current situation. Read. Take notes. Memorize it. And protect yourselves.

All of you.

[whatbigotspost]

Yell in a War on Twitter

“Every governor announcing reopening and rolling back mask rules today has people without clean water in their state due to the winter weath

Vladimir Duthiers on Twitter

“Frustration is boiling over in Jackson, Mississippi, where the entire city has gone two weeks - two weeks - without safe drinking water.

"It’s after the storm that’s the hardest part": 390,000 Texans still don’t have clean water

The past year has further revealed the vulnerability of our water systems to extreme weather and climate change.

Pay attention. Blatant pandering to the worst of their bases while constituents suffer and die.

[gahdamnpunk]

Please spread the word!!

GoFundMe link

Her instagram @RunwayHair_

Facebook: Quilla Runway Hair

[chibiyossy-deactivated20201016]

A hair stylist is making free wigs for kids with cancer. Please donate using the above gofundme link

[senatortedcruz]

God I love Reddit

[saintgulik]

she sounds so sure that this is a common thing like. name literally anyone else with a grinch fetish

[scottsumrners]

[guerrillatech]

[stresstout-deactivated20210302]

in case anyone was wondering, this is Dean Balsamini; the NY Post reporter who doxxed a 23 year old EMT for having an OnlyFans account despite her begging him not to publish the story after he snooped around on her anyway.

aside from trying to make ends meet as an EMT with an OnlyFans gig on the side, she also was working as a part time restaurant host, during a pandemic. this piece of shit reporter went behind her back and informed her employer about her OnlyFans gig. Dean Balsamini and Susan Edelman disregarded the ethics of journalism and published the story as well as the EMT’s name without permission anyway, resulting in a maelstrom of heartache and stress for this 23 year old EMT who has since received death threats and has lived in fear of losing her job—DURING A PANDEMIC.

let Balsamini know how you feel:

[email protected]

[hestia-x]

A reminder to everyone that outing a sexworker is an act of VIOLENCE as long as we are still fighting for decrim.

My heart goes out to this woman in this horrendous time, especially on today, December 17th: the international day to end violence against sex workers.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Honestly even after decrim, as long as the stigma is enough to lose you your other job, your housing, and/or your kids... outing a sex worker is a violent and malicious act.

[rslashrats]

[cantabilechaos]

Okay I know I just reblogged this yesterday but I have not stopped thinking about it once since then

[everythingfox]

“Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch.”

(via)

[curvyfitmilf]

[medusaveneno]

🥺😍😍

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[disasterhimbo]

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

[meladoodle]

please watch this video

[hotvampireadjacent]

“weather BOY” power move

[yuzupool]

this kid came straight out of an episode of lizzie mcguire

[pintsizedpeanut]

WHAT

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[vulpeculavolans]

TRANSCRIPT:

JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.

AUDEINCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast. 

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.

AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS

MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.  

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all! 

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”

[whatsitnot]

Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[worstseawitch]

“I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

Did I reblog this yet? Who knows? But it has been done as of now.

[childhoodruiner]

“DAMN, baby. I can’t do it that fast…but I know who can…”

Twista:

[brilynnlewis-deactivated2020092]

Always.

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[salamanderinspace]

reblogging because I legit did not know about the National Labor Relations Act

it fact checks

[movie-gifs]

Scary Movie (2000) dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans