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[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[menalaus]

love

[dudeoo0]

floreyyy is his name!

[lolwtfangie]

Siiick

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[lolwtfangie]

RIP

[lasso-deactivated20180807]

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

[intermediatealgebra]

was this when he was mayor

[lolwtfangie]

When no one likes your Ice Town idea but you do it anyway.

[advice-animal]

Let’s go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves

[lolwtfangie]

Me af

[laughingsquid]

A Man Uses a Toy Plane to Illustrate How a Woman’s Snoring Sounds Just Like a Passing Airplane

[advice-animal]

Mistakes People Make When Making Tea.

[lolwtfangie]

Wtf

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[lolwtfangie]

I'm waiting on someone not from the u.s. to answer the question on what to do when life gives I lemons

[disneymagix]

[advice-animal]

How to hang out

[lolwtfangie]

Or you can let me dig through your CDs/records

[butt-berry]

[lolwtfangie]

Any time I crack a joke at home

[clttmrcd]

[lifeofanarchitecturestudent]

Corbusier’s Villa Savoye was drilled to us from the very start

[lolwtfangie]

Everyone must know every single detail.

[sixpenceee]

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

[sixpenceee]

This post gained more than 100,000 notes in over a day. One of the most powerful things I ever posted. 

[elithiacosplay]

I am part of a cosplay trio and we recently did a Diablo III group cosplay - I am the Demon Hunter and my friends are the Wizard and the Barbarian. 

 The Three Queens Cosplay: https://www.facebook.com/thethreequeenscosplay/ 

 Photographer : https://www.facebook.com/Narcissus-Photography-446432158756149/

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[advice-animal]

You used to ride me like that :( advice-animal.tumblr.com

[arozona-blog]

guys, I need your help. I came across this page on instagram of a 10 month old baby in need. Maria has Hemophagocytic Lympho Histiocytosis, or HLH, which is a rare inherited disease of the immune system which can eventually lead to brain damage. She is currently being treated in Lotus Hospital, Hyderabad. She needs to have her bone marrow transplanted, which can cost INR 40 lakhs, or $60,000 USD. On January 4th, Maria’s mother must pay $30,000 to $40,000. Time is running out, and Maria’s mother still does not have the funds to pay for her treatment. If they do not pay by January 4th, the hospital will not perform the surgery. - Please donate at https://www.gofundme.com/savemarialife and signal boost this!! - For more information on Maria and her current situation, you can go on her instagram @save_marialife !!

[untexting]

I’ll be donating once i get paid on Wednesday. Don’t forget that if you don’t have funds to donate you can help in other ways like reblogging, tagging friends on her instagram, etc. Best wishes, Maria. 

[pr-crastination-fr-stration]

As of December 29th; 6 more days left to donate to save this innocent baby’s life. Right now there has been $18,364 donated, but Maria’s mother needs at least $40,000 donated by January 4th to be able to pay for some of her daughters treatment. Please reblog this even if it doesn’t match the aesthetic of your blog, this baby’s life is more important than how your social platforms look.

[markandjackaremysuperheros-deac]

Female to male clothing size converting:

*some are sourced others are from experience*

Pants:

For the waist add 21 to your normal female clothing size and you’ll get your new size. Ex: I’m an 18 in women 18+21=39 The inseam is the same from what I can tell.

Shirt:

Take your usual female size and subtract 1 or 2 sizes, whichever works best. Ex: I’m an xxl or xxxl in women, so, going down one size I’d wear a large and sometimes an xl. If you are busty go up at least one size Short torso or arms? Go down a size or try a different brand

Shoes:

Subtract 1.5 sizes. Simple! I wear a 9 in females and subtracting 1.5 I wear 7.5 in men’s If you wear wides in females you might not have to in males but try them just in case.

Socks and underwear mostly follow the same guide lines but may need some tweaking depending on each individual.

*If you’re ftm just reverse it and it should work with some tweaking to fit your form*