Escaping thoughts...

WHO I AM: 25yrs • PDX • Dogs • Cars • Tattoos • Hazel's Mama

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[dehanginggarden-deactivated2018]

end0skeletal:

Hummingbirds: Nests, Eggs, and Chicks

[mysterymanbob-deactivated201804]

sad story

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

[theawesomeadventurer]

this is my favorite sad story I am in tears

[tastefullyoffensive]

Choose your fighter. (via nick_louvier1)

[malainastarling]

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

[may]

[susiethemoderator]

IF THIS WASNT THE REACH OF THE CENTURY.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

@the-mighty-birdy It really did happen. This will go down in history as one of my favorite Tumblr reaches 😂😂😂

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Legendary Post.

[weavemama]

[shewashonestanddonuts]

   FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

[90s90s90s]

oh my god.

[evilspice]

[evilspice]

QUEEN OF MAKING AN ENTRANCE, QUEEN OF NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU MEAN

[moveobjectson]

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[thatdiva]

[insanelygaming]

[deacrivateddd]

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

[threefootroo]

[stability]

as much as I love my mom I would let this woman adopt me

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[les-memorables]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smart bank-robbers would put on temporary tattoos before robbing the bank

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town