Kateislate420

20 something with no ambition.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[scarybabe]

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[1st-1]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[futureperfectjohn]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[latinaballerina27]

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

[mrmadhatter]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[amazing-ghost-cookie]

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

[1st-1]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[zenxenophilia]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

[warios-worl]

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

[1st-1]

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

[nyyxbby]

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

[lunar-vee]

[thoughts-in-shower]

Deep Shower Thoughts:

1. We really underappreciate the time that we’re not hiccuping.

2. Scientists are adult kids stuck in the “why phase.”

3. The fact that humans love blowing dandelion seeds is a lucky coincidence for dandelions.

4. Fish who are caught then released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

5. Attractive people with shitty personalities are the human equivalent of clickbait titles with shitty content.

6. X is used more in math than in the english language.

7. Listen to elderly when they start telling those old stories. These are the highlights of their full, thick, eventful human life.

8. As children we’re told not to talk to strangers but as adults we’re considered anti social if we don’t talk to strangers.

9. “A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards.

10. It’s considered rude to be looking at your phone while eating, but back then it was completely acceptable to be reading a large ass newspaper at the table.

11. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity…but it’s also the definition of practice.

12. Harry Potter isn’t a nerd, he is a jock. He didn’t try very hard in school, cheated on homework constantly, was a sports star, and ended up joining the police/military

For more daily shower thoughts Follow @deepshowerthoughts​

[teenscoolest]

[chaoticbabyg]

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[queersona]

1 like: one pat for Cheddar

1 reblog: one SMOOCH for cheddar

[queersona]

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

F A S T E R

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[adv3nturelust]

This is it: this is your sign. You’re brand new, refreshed, empowered to change. Your calmer, softer times are coming. Your confidence, your happiness, your bliss, is arriving. Self acceptance is easier, and taking care of yourself is no longer a chore, but something you look forward to. You start to feel replenished - you’re *you* again - and the next chapter of your happier life begins now.

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[gemiisav]

[thegoodvybe]

[sexykinkyfunnyandcurly]

[deepestdesires]

Bathtub foolery!