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scavengers hand ……. left reign of darkness i don’t know man it needs workshopping

a piece i excavated from my 2022? files... it was either redo it from scratch, or post it as is, so here we are... i profoundly love a wizard of earthsea and am due for a re-read

alarminglyjere

what if you had a YO-YO. and you were a CAPTAIN. and your team is getting the best backliner in exy HISTORY. and you see the man of your dreams at the AIRPORT. and the man is walking towards YOU. and then you go bottle BLOND. and the man is still looking your WAY. and then you start stripping to make him JEALOUS. and then the man almost kills your BROTHER. and then the man makes a special word for you BOTH. and then you get a dog to baby trap HIM. what if.

bisexualchaosdemon

The fact that tumblr appears to have tagged jerejean as romantic but not andreil is fucking SENDING ME

victusinveritas

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

foone

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

flowerbleedme

fanfic is extremely hard

lampshadefrankly

this fanfic shit easy

chuvstvovanje

She would not fucking say that

eastofshane

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

eastofshane

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

android-boywife

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

semtitulo

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

anxeious

threeture

kungfunurse

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

captainclickycat

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."