Tomfuckery

Worrying and being afraid since 1996.

[0v9]

thank you for your addition joe

[0v9]

[byjove]

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

[dirac-equation]

Maybe it will make her stop making music and turn into a hermit living on an uncharted island in the Pacific.

[byjove]

Zero chance of that, she loves her private jet too much.

[look-ma-no-bones]

Just her and her private jet on an uncharted island in the pacific. She’ll build a runway with her bare hands and fly to Ibiza twice a day for fuel and to give her beloved jet some exercise and enrichment (belching carbon dioxide into the atmosphere). It’s a love story baby just say VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[look-ma-no-bones]

[redavexat]

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[depsidase]

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[veryberryskye]

[sandmandaddy69]

René Magritte

[look-ma-no-bones]

Kentucky Route Zero, Act 2. I don’t think it’s by coincidence that the car is red.

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[look-ma-no-bones]

Sounds like something I would hate to see, I’m glad I never will. I’m not as cultured as the Hollywood elite, so I might have accidentally called it “beautiful” or “magical” or “God giving a gift directly to me, a filmmaker, to help convey the feeling of returning home after a long absence, showing His hand to aid the telling of His second-favorite ancient human story”, instead of correctly identifying it as Lame and For Girls (specifically Young Girls, ew) like these smarter grown up Hollywood elites. I’m glad that when I go see the movie the castle will be only brown and grey, and the miracle of visual/emotional storytelling that God created specifically for this story was witnessed only by those Hollywood elites who hated it and are calling it Gay (implied) and For Little Girls (ew).

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

[look-ma-no-bones]

Hold on a minute this isn’t stocking grocery shelves I’m being tenderly fucked in the ass by a man

[gorps]

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[targetedknowledge]