Hi, I Guess?

Ingestor of Mercury, inhaler of mustard gas

[lordlicorice1977]

Okay, but like…

Malak with a wig

[gothambunny]

are we talking bad toupee wig or like long flowing wig?

either way someone should make mods

[lordlicorice1977]

Think Gene Hackman’s Lex Luthor

[steviewashere]

I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

[shoujo-wizard]

I have not seen this movie nor will i see this movie, I was born & raised in Hawaii & was fortunate enough to grow up around native Hawaiian culture. So let me explain how casting a white actress as Nani then putting her in brown face is not the only thing they did wrong w her character, it is definitely the worst thing they did but it isn't the only thing they did

To have Nani pursue marine science... isn't necessarily a bad thing if it was what she wanted in the original but her actual dream in the original movie was to b a professional surfer. She has surfing trophies in her room in the original movie!

surfing holds an extremely important role in Hawaiian culture its not simply a sport or past time. Surfing has roots of hundreds of years in Polynesia as a whole & in Hawaii specifically. In tht tradition u don't simply buy a board: u make it. You have to find a tree tht u feel is ur board & u make ur board yourself, that's without even mentioning tht these boards were often made from a tree considered sacred in Hawaiian cosmology

It was a native Hawaiian man, Duke Kahanamoku, who brought surfing to the world & dreamed of it becoming an Olympic sport. He's the reason Australians even know what surfing is much less how to surf. Tht board tht life guards have at beaches exists because Duke once saved every man from a sinking vessel with his surf board alone when the actual life guards had no way of getting out to the wreck bc of waves. The most prestigious surfing event is an invitation only event named for & honoring another native Hawaiian man, Eddie Aikau, who was both a phenomenal surfer & legendary life guard. There's a saying in Hawaii "Eddie would go" bc he would go out in the worst & most extreme conditions in his duty as a life guard when his fellow life guards wouldn't. To remove Nani from tht heritage not just by casting a white woman in brown face but abandoning her connection to surfing compounds the disrespect native Hawaii is put thru in this remake especially when the original movie was so respectful & caring of the native Hawaiian culture

A movie abt fucking surfing penguins is more respectful of surfing than this movie, don't give this movie money by going to see it & don't give it money by streaming it

EDIT: also going to study marine science on the continent just shows how little actual research was done bc one of the most sought after marine science schools is IN HAWAII

[theaxolotlkween]

Also grew up in Hawaii, and I don’t plan to ever see this movie because everything I learned about it made me more and more angry about it, even before all this bullshit. The original movie is, to me, one of the most accurate depictions of Hawaii I’ve seen, and has very strong and important messages about family. Also there’s an autistic-coded kid!!! Who is treated with respect and as a person by the narrative!!!! From my perspective and understanding, everything relating to Hawaiian culture, both past and present, in the original was portrayed with respect and beauty.

The fact that they have apparently trashed all that makes me angry. Don’t even give the film the respect of hate-watching this.

Also where the fuck did marine bio come from? Don’t get me wrong, marine biology is one of my special interests, but like??? Nani has a poster of Duke in her room, one of her whole connections to David is that they both love surfing, she’s clearly good at it judging by the amount of trophies she has in her room, and why the hell would you go to California of all places when Hawaii has one of the most fascinating, diverse, and unique marine ecosystems AND they have some of the best marine bio and environmental programs available???? And some of the coolest conservation internships?????? AND (last I checked, at least, maybe this changed) PRIORITY AND SCHOLARSHIPS ARE OFTEN GIVEN TO NATIVE HAWAIIANS?????????

Basically, the movie’s shit. Don’t fucking watch it.

[shoujo-wizard]

^all of this thank u for this addition, reblog this version too please

[gaybd1]

the scream I scrumpt

[lordlicorice1977]

YYOOOOO

[prokopetz]

Some have characterised it as a poor business decision when George Lucas started handing out copies of the West End Games Star Wars tabletop RPG to authors of licensed Star Wars media because he didn't feel like writing the setting bible they kept asking for, then proceeded to simply rubber stamp every supplement West End Games put out with minimal review because he couldn't be bothered to read them, thereby creating a situation where, between 1987 and 1998, the canon of the largest transmedia franchise on the planet was essentially being dictated by an unsupervised pack of tabletop RPG nerds from Pennsylvania, but to this I counter: it was also extremely funny.

[theplaguebeast]

and the result?

[prokopetz]

Well, it was a fairly significant contributing factor to why the Expanded Universe/Star Wars Legends continuity is Like That, so the answer to that question really depends on how you feel about the EU.

[howieduet]

The word "Twi'lek" first appeared in the West End Games books.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, a lot of the franchise's in-unverse nomenclature – even the stuff that continues to be used outside of the Legends continuty – was invented by West End Games because they needed labels to stick on the stat blocks. They're also the ones who decided that Greedo's species are called Rodians, off the top of my head.

[gholateg]

Are they responsible for Jizz Wailers or was that George?

[prokopetz]

Neither, oddly. The term "jizz wailer" as a kind of musician first pops up in the 1983 novelisation of Return of the Jedi, so apparently that one is James Kahn's fault.

[lordlicorice1977]

Okay, now I’m curious.

[pressxtodavid]

Andor rules because its Glup Shittos aren't some forced aura farming generic badass but instead sad British guys in jackets. And its consistently great to see them.

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[whenthegoldrays]

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

[lordlicorice1977]

Earlier tonight I took a nap on the couch in a flannel shirt with a light blanket over me and suffered the consequences of waking up feeling like a half-thawed chuck roast

Also I had a fever dream where I went shopping for prom and bought a big fuzzy wizard hat

[feralboo-the-weirdo]

Sokka, on cactus juice: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Katara, used to Sokka being dumb: Sure... Sokka: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Katara: Okay? Sokka: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Katara: Sokka: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Zuko: Jesus, that one is a little- Aang, interested: No, no, Sokka, keep going.

[lordlicorice1977]

Ass cheeks are leg shoulders

[lordlicorice1977]

[lordlicorice1977]

[lordlicorice1977]

[lordlicorice1977]

I BOUGHT A WATER FILTER FUCK YEAH

[lordlicorice1977]

There should be a 9-volt battery-flavored lollipop

[curiosity-killed]

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

[lordlicorice1977]

YES

[starwarsartnow]

Rey's Journey

Lin Zy

[lordlicorice1977]

Lovely!

[lordlicorice1977]

I wanna put Dragula by Rob Zombie over the dancing Kaminoans from that one level in Lego Star Wars

[lordlicorice1977]

I can’t be the only one who uses the other end of the spoon to avoid double dipping while saving the need to wash another utensil when I’m eating peanut butter out of a jar, right?

[lordlicorice1977]

I think the grocery stockers might be colorblind