Cat Daddy

Chris / He-Him / Engaged /

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[ilyatt-deactivated20200607]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[froggy-chair-official]

Bro sometimes it be like that

[lordwindgrace]

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[droideka-exe]

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

[ayellowbirds]

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

[loudestcrowdever]

Y E S

This whole thing is getting out of hand.

If someone is non-binary it means they are non-binary. Their assigned gender at birth does not define whether or not their nb identity is valid.

NON-BINARY AMABs ARE FUCKING VALID AND I WILL DIE BELIEVING IT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[trianglart]

I don’t want it any more

[tiktokarchive]

Ruh roh! Zoinks! Jinkies! Jeepers! FUCK!

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’

But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so… 

[brunhiddensmusings]

theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays, proportionally, about one tenth what they pay on average or less

[dragon-in-a-fez]

humans literally evolved to have a heightened sense of taste in childhood because smaller bodies are more sensitive to poison and adults are just like “nah kids are Picky Eaters™ specifically to annoy me”

[cwtch-queen]

Also certain neurodivergencies can cause kids to be sensitive to certain foods and tastes and textures. That also isn’t just to annoy their parents. We literally can’t help it. If your kid freaks out at certain food, don’t force them to stay at the table until they finish it every night. Just give them different foods. Kids are not bad. They deserve to eat food they like that doesn’t make them sick. Be kind.

[catchymemes]