can't stop won't stop

turn around

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[imageinsanity]

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

me after reading this:

[hungwy]

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

[pochowek]

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

[dilact]

It’s like that electron thing

[hungwy]

Its exactly like that electron thing

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[loebclassics-deactivated2023081]

Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla

[vidafell]

#things i did not expect from phil of the future

[chaotic-tide-deactivated2019060]

#things i am glad to see from phil of the future

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[studentlifeproblems]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[dare-i-say-asexual]

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

[dare-i-say-asexual]

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

[jasper-rolls]

“hey that’s my umbrella”

“no, i’m lifehacking”

“you’re stealing my umbrella”

“lifehack”

“how are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella”

“lifehacking”

[supermegahijabi]

Choose your fighter

[spacejaegers]

you forgot the most powerful one

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[i-dont-have-a-computer-deactiva]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

John Wick Part 4

[kitty]

[mens-rights-activia]

[existenceisanillusion]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

IM ON THE FLOOOOOOOR

[forthegayergood]

hey so i accidentally made an abomination

[satanstrousers]

This was no accident.