My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.
me after reading this:
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
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blake kathryn
almost home
styofa doing anything

pixel skylines

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane

Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
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@loserelite
My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.
me after reading this:
every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world
if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly
It’s like that electron thing
Its exactly like that electron thing
Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla
#things i did not expect from phil of the future
#things i am glad to see from phil of the future
bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized
this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him
human brain: bear will kill you
monkey brain: hehe fluffie
*monkey brain: bear will kill you
Human brain: hehe fluffie
Did they stutter?
science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought
i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
“hey that’s my umbrella”
“no, i’m lifehacking”
“you’re stealing my umbrella”
“lifehack”
“how are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella”
“lifehacking”
Choose your fighter
you forgot the most powerful one
omfg
How the fuck
John Wick Part 4
So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
IM ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
hey so i accidentally made an abomination
This was no accident.