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@loserwithoutcause
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think...you might be right
what the fuck
As someone who was going to be named Madison but was instead named Whitney, I am unfortunately very aware of name popularity spikes...
So very crash!
Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now
You are dropped in a Star Trek location. Spin this wheel to find out which location and this wheel to find out who you are with.
How are you faring?
This is great!
I am confused yet intrigued
Uh... I am not so sure about this
I am definitely fucked
I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul
Real shit
They are slowly creeping towards a yellow anus.
Butthole convergence is nigh.
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Learn more about the Shawnee civilization in Sid Meier's Civilization VII!
Awwwwww yeaaahhh
no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened
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Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?
2024/06/17
brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out
*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*