It's A Meme Thing

Everything memey, funny or really speaks to me | I sometimes write some marvel stuff on @Infinitycaprogers | the one from #The VineBoard

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[starei]

*drinking a gigantic cup of iced coffee on an empty stomach* i wonder if anyone's ever yearned for me

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[sophiexteresa]

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You forgot the T. Rex

[sophiexteresa]

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

[sophiexteresa]

@the-only-useful-lesbian

[misterreus]

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

[twitterlols]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[rosecrystal]

[foulserpent]

women arent allowed to compete in the tour de france and the womens races theyve had are like substantially shorter so that woman causing the largest crash in tour de france history by accidentally knocking a guy over with a sign is girlboss behavior and praxis

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m going to go ahead and point out the obvious, aka Megan Fox should be cast to play Morticia in the next Addams Family remake

[allaneddem]

Who is Megan Fox?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the woman who is legally allowed to murder Michael Bay and consume his corpse

[transstellarnova]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

it’s okay to need social breaks. sometimes it has nothing to do with the company. it’s just that your energy level isn’t high enough to engage, and that’s alright.

[bookwormingparty]

[socwhore]

What's your biggest turn on?

Reassurance…I like knowing I’m wanted

[mmelpomenee]

[adriftwoods]

my aesthetic is being mundane, call that mediocore

[claraoswin]

me: yes i speak that language

me: no not that part