as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!
AROMANTIC PEOPLE
ASEXUAL PEOPLE
AND AROACE PEOPLE
ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lostgirl-a5
as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!
AROMANTIC PEOPLE
ASEXUAL PEOPLE
AND AROACE PEOPLE
ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
like to charge, reblog to cast.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances
i am NOT risking my life
I don’t even know who this is but I am falling for the superstition anyways. No curses please!
Random headcanons I have of me and my bf's dnd characters because I'm bored so why not?
Silus is a high elf, which means he doesn't need sleep. Khal, being half human, does. He stays awake most nights tinkering on machines or fixing his mechanical bird. Khal will get up and follow Silus to wherever he's perched himself, climb into his lap, and sleep there. (he's so fucking done with her he just lets this happen like 90% of the time, also secretly likes it when she does this so let him have his moment)
Khal gets arrested at least three times a week (she's just a girl who likes shiny things, okay?), so at this point, Silus knows the local jail keeper by first name when he bails her out. Does this stop her from getting arrested? No. Is she friends with the local jail keeper to the point that she also knows his first name, his kids, and that his wife makes the best meat pasties? Yes. Yes, she does.
During one campaign (when my bf was away for the week and couldn't play so Silus was in the puddle dimension), Khal "accidentally" killed the field guide NPC that was helping them retrieve a haunted jungle mask (he was lying to the group and going to use it for his own personal enjoyment and not to a mususem like he originally said sue me). When Silus "returned" finding the dead man her excuse was "I was aiming for non lethal like you taught me!"
"Loki" the mechanical bird Silus invented, mostly stays with Khal when he's away (aka in the puddle dimension or she decides to wander/split from the party). To keep an eye on her mostly, but to also keep her company when he's away. Cheddar, Khal's orange cat, does the same for Silus sometimes, doing orange cat shit to keep him entertained.
Like before with the whole "elves don't need sleep" thing, Silus is both an Early Bird and a Night Owl. So on early in the morning (like around 6-7am), he'll head into town to their local bakery and grab coffee/tea and pastries for breakfast, walk back, whip up other goodies like eggs, toast, etc. Khal will then pad out into the kitchen like a little kid waking up from their nap, slump on his chest, and groan because why is her Elf bf awake it's too fucking early.
Silus is a High Elf, so he originated in the Feywilds, but he was mostly raised on Earth in France, so he speaks French or has a French accent. Most of his pet names for Khal can translate to my love, my little fox, my vixen, etc. Bonus Points: Khal has no fucking clue what he's saying at first. So, imagine:
Silus: "Ton existence apaise mon âme mourante, mon amour. Je suis à toi, tu peux me commander et m'utiliser comme tu l'entends." Khal: *is having a stroke trying to figure how what tf he just said* Eh? Silus: Yes, I would like sugar in my tea.
Khal is half Tabaxi; she's adopted some animal/fox like qualities. Like making a "nest" out of her bed and stealing things of Silus' to add to it (shirts that smell like him, random things he likes and keeps 'losing'). His personal space is now her personal space. You know that video of the dog laying there while the fox is jumping and nuzzling up on him? Yeah, that's Khal with Silus.
More on the height differences. Silus is a whopping 6"5 compared to Khal itty bitty 5"2/5"3 if you count her ears. So she's always asking for piggy back rides to "feel tall," also uses her tall bf to reach for things too far up on shelves, and will also climb onto his shoulders to see better. (this poor fucking man dealing with her shit)
no one will know which one it is.
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
Silus: I want to hear those three little words~
Khal: *pouting with her arms crossed* I love you
Silus: That's sweet, my petit renard, but try again.
Khal: *glares* I will behave.
Is she breathing part 2
based off this pin
Silus would never allow another creature--much less another doctor--touch his little fox. The position he found himself in was less than wanted, but the situation demanded it.
Every flinch and whimper that came out of Khal clawed more at the doctor's sanity. His hands, forced to be steady, worked quickly as he sewed the wound on her lower side. Blood coasted the needle and the doctors gloves, dribbling down her soft skin. All her hair had been brushed aside on his shoulder, where small claws dug into the soft leather.
The pirate's back was entirely exposed to the cottage. The small white lines criss crossing her spine was enough for the doctor to continue, the lines acting as motivation for what the little fox had neen through. This was nothing.
"I'm almost done," Silus whispered, finishing a stitch. "You're doing so good... just a few more, and then you can rest." He kept muttering and cooing sweet nothings into her ear as the tabaxi trembled and whimpered in her doctor's embrace.
Me: there is no way in he'll half tabaxis are a real thing in dnd---
Also me: will fuck me in the ass half tabaxis in dnd are a real thing
Silus' moodboard
Khal's moodboard.
is she breathing
Silus' grip on the little fox was brutal and unyielding, with white knuckles and nails creating dark lines on her tanned skin. He didn't dare look down at the red crimson seeping through her blouse and vest, didn't dare look down at her fluttering eyes or limp ears and tail.
"Say awake, mon amour, stay awake..." he fixed his grip on the tabaxi, taking caution in the way her head leaned against his chest. "Deep breaths. We're almost home."
"Si...lus..." Khals' voice was so small and hoarse that something deep within the doctor shattered, hus grip tightening. "Hu...hu..rts."
"I know, I know, just keep breathing." Silus held the fox with his arms and urged the stallion underneath him to run faster. The elf began muttering and cursing frantically under his breath, "Je sais, je sais, ma lumière, tiens bon. Majesté, s'il te plaît, ne la prends pas maintenant, elle est tout ce que j'ai, résiste encore un peu à tes envies, je t'en prie..."
I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour
Basically I'm tired of female characters having the inherent “good helper/wise advisor” trait just bc they're women, and I'm also tired of the faux progressive 'female characters must have no emotion whatsoever'. People seem to think the opposite of being a good caretaker is just not caring, when actually the opposite of being a good caretaker is not knowing which care to take and when or how. Like throwing water onto an oil fire. Putting blankets over someone who is claustrophobic. Recommending family time to an orphan. Etc. I want a female character who will be up with you until 3am because you're struggling but she can't stop quoting Mister Rogers because she has NO idea what to say. Even if she's experienced the same things, she just has no idea how to convey any wisdom through words and gets super duper awkward if you start crying
Let me be selfish
"You asked me before why I'm not selfish enough," Silus said through heaving breaths. His usually calm, chocolaty eyes were stern and hard as they stared down at the fox. "Well, I'm being selfish tonight. I'm being selfish with you. I don't care how it makes me look---a pathetic, desperate, idiotic fool who will do anything and everything for your eyes to be on mine. For your attention to me on me."
Khal sat cemented in the beach grass, pointy ears flattened and eyes large as Silus kneeled before her. "Let me be a selfish man, Khaleesi, and love you and spoil you and demand all of your attention on me because I've lived long enough without it. Let me be a selfish man and love you for the rest of my undying life."