hot and spicy cheezits give me heartburn

but I eat them anyway, life is short || Made myself an art blog: artfromthelegion.tumblr.com

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[dogpuppy]

[ash-rigby]

mutuals even if I don't talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I'm doing this

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[animeengineer]

Speaking professional to professional… It’s damn embarrassing that you haven’t scienced your way out of there by now.

Cave Johnson, with three entire salt mines repurposed into labs (that we know of) to his credit, is spinning in his grave between emphysema attacks.

[evilscientist3]

If you don't even know about the wizard's ability to invoke the Sealing Sphere of Occidentus (which to be clear, is strong enough to confine fucking PENTALAGON THE INFERNAL) then you wouldn't make it a day in my salt mine, let alone the lab I've built in here. Keep being so keen to surpass me and... well. Watch out for any unusually magical meals you might receive from unknown benefactors in five years' time.

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[bimmyjimmy]

my bf took a picture so i can show how me and jimmy go to sleep together… he is my plushie

[bimmyjimmy]

He also took this one when Jimmy realized he was awake and able to give him breakfast

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

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