Royal Trash

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[loudtrashfest]

Why didn't they make an Unus Annus bra? They could've made a matching Unus Thongus.

[yashas]

Marvel’s Avengers is a premium priced game with microtransactions and battle passes per character that are 10 bucks each, alongside special skins for clients of Verizon and other companies, while the game itself runs terribly in the beta. Square Enix seems to ignore all of this and tries to convince us the monetization system they’ve implemented is “fair”. 

Ubisoft’s been ignoring reports of sexual harassment and abuse for YEARS. The culprits were not even fired, but given the chance to resign honorably. Meanwhile they claim their games are not political, while also using BLM imagery in their latest game’s trailer while the movement has been exceptionally present in mainstream media the past few months.

Activision-Blizzard has fired over 200 people after a record breaking year in which their new CFO got a starting bonus of 15 million dollars, their CEO makes more than 40 million dollars a year and its staff gets paid so horribly that they can’t even afford lunch in their own cafeteria.

EA’s been recycling the same sports games with the same bugs, glitches and content each year while charging the same price for it. They’re refusing to acknowledge the ultimate team modes in these games as gambling, while the number of stories this year about how many people have gotten addicted to buying FIFA card packs have only been growing.

EA, Activision and 2K are going to charge for upgrades for next-gen if you buy a current-gen copy while Microsoft has created a system on Xbox Series X specifically so that publishers wouldn’t have to charge extra (CDPR is not charging for a next-gen version of CP2077 for example), even though most of the changes will only include performance upgrades. Basically it’s if like you’re playing on PC and they’re charging you for a higher performance setting.

This is only a summary of what has been happening in the past 8 months. Triple A games are no longer games designed to be games, but money-making machines dressed up as games. Games are designed around monetization, creativity is no longer the standard in this landscape. And honestly, I’m so fucking tired of it. 

[theradioghost]

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

[theradioghost]

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

[ecstaticoblivion]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

Be kind to humans abused and exploited by capitalism

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This trend of faking a continuation of normality during the apocalypse using mannequins and other forms of fake people is not one I am fond of.

[dauntlessdiva]

I, on the other hand, find it hilarious and am quite fond of it.

[volaee]

In fallout when you’re like “but why would they leave the mannequins there.”

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[beesmygod]

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

[malibuku-deactivated20230416]

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

8 Things You Need to Know About Pervis Payne Who Is Facing Execution

Pervis Payne has spent 32 years on death row in Tennessee and has always maintained his innocence. Newly discovered DNA testing could prove

Here's his White House petition. As of August 17, 2020 it has 81,578 signatures out of 100,000. It closes on the 24th.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/justice-pervis-payne

Justice for Pervis Payne! | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

[gekirider]

[fishyandclintbarton]

[jmtorres]

waiting for millennials to get blamed for killing black friday

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[memeclassheroes]

[shiftythrifting]

Tantalizing ball pit offer, found on Craigslist.

[memento-mariii]

There's a story there, and I'm begging to know WHAT.

[cowardgrace]

this isn’t a real criticism of pjo/hoo but i think it’s kind of interesting and funny and i think about it too often

rick famously wont commit to a canon timeline and has everything happen in the unspecified ambiguous present day but he’s been writing this world since 2005 and technology has advanced so far since then that it’s created a very weird dissonance

in 2005 when rick wrote that demigods couldnt have phones it was like, darn, that’s a bummer, oh well! when i read the series in 2011 i still didn’t think it was that big a deal, the fact that our heroes could only sometimes communicate over long distances was convenient for the plot and inconvenient for the characters but it wasn’t like hearing that someone wasn’t allowed to have an arm yet. i didn’t have a phone then, and for years after i got one i didn’t take it with me most places like i do now.

what’s more, phones themselves were so different. i can’t remember if rick actually wrote annabeth or any other characters “flipping” phones closed but that is definitely what i visualized when i read the series in middle school

but now we essentially have to pretend like percy was 16 in 2009 and was 16 until he finally had his birthday in 2018 or whenever and annabeth has a flip phone and everything is happening in the same vague “present day”. like there is no established year, by rick riordan’s own design, but these books are unarguably set in our world and full of pop culture references that reflect the year they were written

just kinda wild to me that percy jackson, if he is a 17 year old in the year 2020 as the recent books suggest, squarely a Gen Z-er if we go by that (..boy do i feel weird realizing that), a kid who probably would have had a snapchat account in fourth grade if he was mortal, who might have stayed up late watching youtube on an old ipod touch as a kid (even though youtube was founded the same year tlt came out)—

it’s just funny that now rick has established that these kids don’t have phones and that technology is too dangerous for them to risk using even though now these books have aged into a world where it’s both deeply implausible that they’d be able to avoid technology to that extent and would also be extremely weird and conspicuous behavior for them to not have phones.

and rick couldnt have known, but also, funny how if he had moved on after writing TLO this just would have amounted to an endearingly dated feature of the original books, if it occurred to anyone at all

anyway. what was i saying

[babyanimalgifs]

Drawing a good boi behind a random citizen’s car 

(via)

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[theichabbieclub]

Damn right !

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.