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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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trying on a metaphor
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@louiecide
I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.
Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead
shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now
i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again
Moonvasion ‘17 // Robot Robbers ‘87
Source: https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2019/08/02/ethiopia-tree-planting/
Plants some trees, please
Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”
I like to call these “what if the penguins weren’t so broke?” :u
pour one out for alternate timeline shane madej who works at nasa and has no twitter followers 😔🤙
technology related sensory memories from my childhood
sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper
rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo
The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint
Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked
The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass
The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover
The sound effects in kidpix
Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands
…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.
Do you remember the smell of static on an older TV? Like when you would turn it off and run your fingers along it you could feel and smell the metallic tang?
boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏
rb if you agree
boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 aromantic👏
rb if you agree
This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better
Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG
via: boredpanda.com
This is some god tier photoshopping.
Lena: i love coming to the mansion. i’m in the living room waiting for webby and della's crying on the couch w/ a bunch of the family around her and i can only hear bits and pieces but launchpad asked her “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and she started crying harder and donald reached over to smack him on the back of the head
Would anyone be interested in a fic where. Ok hear me out. Scrooge Della Webby and the triplets go on an adventure where theyvtime travel years into the future bc they want to see what they’re future is like but... the future they travel to is a timeline where they never travel back to their original point in time, where for all intents and purposes they’ve just up and gone missing for like 20 years. And now they’ve gotta figure out how to get back while also observing a world that was forced to move on without them. Also there’s a happy ending
@people who dont draw
you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy
this is what im talking about. its raw. unfiltered. no ulterior motives clouded by the desire to be ‘artsy’ or ‘deep’. it is what it is and it makes me smile
yesterday after my procedure, while i was waking up from the anesthetic, i:
1. told every nurse and doctor that i loved them
2. dmed a bunch of my friends and told them i loved them
3. tried to @ everyone in my private discord server to tell them i loved them, failed, couldnt figure out how to ping everyone, and then sent a bunch of messages saying that i loved everyone
4. called picks twice to tell her that i loved her
5. while walking inside the house, barely able to stand and with bf holding me up, saw two people working on the house next door, said hi to them, told them i had surgery, and tried to tell them i loved them before bf dragged me inside.
6. told my doctor, who i have to see next week, to his face, that i loved him
7. tried to call bf’s mom to tell her that i loved her, bf stopped me and told me she was at work. i then begged him to text her.
i’ve come to the conclusion that i should not be allowed access to my phone while waking up from anesthesia and my mouth should probably be taped shut. however, the nurse who was taking care of me told me that i was her favorite patient of the day and she liked me a lot. she then put me in the car and i rolled down my window and went “bye i love you have a good day” and then begged bf to take me to mcdonalds so i could have a cheeseburger.
how could i forget about the tweets i made
also here’s some of the dms i sent my friends
i really should not have my phone until anesthetic wears off.
okay since this got some notes i wanna add some context to the cheeseburger thing since imo it just makes this whole thing funnier:
the procedure i had done was a colonoscopy/endoscopy. basically, my doctor knocked me out so he could shove a camera up my butt and another down my throat to try to figure out what’s going on with my stomach. if you don’t know, the preparation for this procedure is both rough and pretty disgusting.
for 24 hours, you’re on what’s called a ‘clear liquid’ diet, meaning you cannot have any solid food at all. the best you can have is broth. or jello. except i dont really like jello so instead i drank broth and tea all day. then in the evening you have to drink this utterly disgusting liquid for a few hours and i wont get into that bc it’s even more disgusting. but once midnight hits after 24 hours of clear liquid diet, you cannot have anything at all. not even a sip of water. nothing. and my procedure was around 10-11. which meant that i had not had solid food in about 36 hours, much less anything filling or with nutrients.
the other thing is, i’ve had this procedure done before. and the EXACT SAME THING happened. i don’t know what it is, but every time i wake up from anesthesia and am told i can have real food again, my still half knocked out brain goes “CHEESEBURGER” and refuses to even comprehend that other food exists.
i had spinal surgery in august and had to fast for about a day. the exact same thing happened. AS SOON as i woke up from my major, hard surgery, i begged my doctor for a cheeseburger, in between telling him that i loved him, while i was still in the post-op recovery room, before i was even transported to my hospital room.
for some reason, every time i wake up from anesthesia, my brain can only feel two things– “i love every person who comes within 2 feet of me” and “CHEESEBURGER”. it’s like after not being able to eat anything prior to the procedure, when i wake up, my body’s like “hmmmm i haven’t had any food in 24 hours… i should have something nutritious. what’s the most nutritious thing i can think of? oh right, a cheeseburger.”
Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT
The balls on this guy
Anyway we need more of these people
To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never
The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing
this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it
this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different
