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[glysraya]

Pierre: Hi, I lost my teammate, can I make an announcement?

Employee: Of couree

Pierre: *Leans into the mic*

Pierre: Goodbye you little shit

[whydousernamesevenexist]

James: Aww, Reg, so romantic with all those candles!

Regulus: first of all, I'm summoning a demon-

[kissyoulikealover]

guilty as sin

[lilithsfatality]

"regulus died at night so the sun wouldn't have to watch"

yeah but what about the moon? WHAT ABOUT THE MOON?!

[louvhoney]

regulus is alive. nothing watched him die. what about that?

[jameskinniesrise]

Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.

James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.

[estesolar]

‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

[luvsreggie]

regulus: can you stop talking abt me, reggie this reggie that. In ten years you won’t remember my last name

james: that’s cause in 10 years you’ll have my last name

sirius:

remus:

barty: I call dibs on being the flower girl

[gentleworlds-deactivated2025042]

Barty: Dorcas, my lovely little naive Dorcas, don’t date a gryffindor, don’t do that

Dorcas: Regulus is dating a gryffindor

Barty: Yes well Regulus belongs to a mental hospital

[billi-mausi]

Reblog to give Regulus Black a hug.

(all hugs collected will be given to Regulus by James)

[louvhoney]

imagine that the one who actually killed dorcas was dumbledore. because voldemort took everything from her but dumbledore never got evan, barty and regulus help knowing what was happening to them and he did nothing to protect marlene and the rest of kids, literally fucking teenagers, who fought for his case. so she went and confronted him about him, so he started seeing her as a threat. like my girl would have him begging her for mercy for all that shit he pulled off

[licnheartedd]

i’ve gained a lot of new followers in the past 24hrs (hi everyone !!) and i want to use now as an opportunity to highlight one of my favourite fic writers and the person who always encourages me to keep going

if you like marauders fics, particularly if you are a regulus black fan, please keep reading for some recommendations !!

into the dark — M | 200k+ words | jegulus | this is an ongoing canon-divergent fic in which regulus survives, starting from regulus fourth(?) year and extending on past the war. it’s beautifully written, and explores regulus’ character and his relationships with his family in such a fascinating and heartbreaking way

gun in my lips — E | 20k+ words | jegulily | this is a ‘the secret history’ au, although you do not need to be familiar with tsh to read and enjoy it. major dark academia vibes, angsty and dramatic and overall beautiful

into the stars — M | 3.9k words | jegulus | this is a beautiful fluffy oneshot set in the itd universe, but you don’t need to have read itd to understand and enjoy it. pure valentine’s day fluff and i love it

they’re also working on a fifth wave au and a greek mythology au, so i absolutely recommend subscribing to them on AO3. @theicarusconstellation is so talented, their writing is phenomenal, and they deserve all the hype this fandom has to offer

[louvhoney]

there is no heterosexual explanation for canon wolfstar and barty's reaction to the mention of evan in the movies

[percabethownsmybutt]

clarisse: i forget, but i do not forgive

clarisse: i walk around camp hating bitches but i don’t even remember why

[remusfinglupin]

“I watched Mean Girls for the plot.”

The Plot:

[vevala]

One of my relatives: you read? What books do you read?

Me: erm- Harry Potter, hunger games...and some more...yeah!

[moonage-daydreamy]

people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

[starsmacabray]

me: yeah i really like reading fanfiction because the similar characters and tropes are comforting for me

*screams at screen*

*throws phone across the room*

*fills folders with screenshots of the most heartbreaking literature ever written*

*cries violently*

*throws up*